@izzythepush,
Your logic is impecable. I guess people should avoid any cartoons with the word "duck" in the title, or anything that rhymes with "duck" - Daffy Duck, Donald Duck,
Huckleberry Hound, Duck Dodgers, Darkwing Duck, Ducktales, etc.
From
http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=duck&typeofrhyme=perfect&org1=syl&org2=l&org3=y :
Words that rhyme with "duck" -bruck, buc, buck, chuck, cluck, druck, duc, duk, fluck, gluck, guck, huck, hucke, kluck, kruck, kruk, kuc, kuck, kuk, luck, lucke, luk, mruk, muck, pluck, puck, ruck, schmuck, schuch, schuck, shuck, smuck, snuck, struck, stuck, stucke, suc, suck, suk, truck, tuck, wnuk, wruck, yuck, yuk, zuck, zuk