@JGoldman10,
That's hardly the case. In my world, dogs have genitals and discussing them is neither gay nor straight - it's just anatomy. You seem pretty repressed and far more fixated on sex and homosexuality than those you castigate or accuse. You're the guy that wants to talk about men's circumcisions all the time. Truly there's no reason to have so much fear. Pretty unhealthy.
Posting a thread about spotted dick is coy..and you don't DO coy.