How do you draw "rough" hair?

Wmwcjr likes my work - I am FRIENDS with him.

I have some "black" characters and other ethnic characters I want to show some people here- I want to know if others like them or find them offensive. I am going to start a new threads for that.

KIDS like SIMPLE THINGS.

Why would I ask a MANIAC like you - a SHE-DEVIL who ATTACKS and GOES OFF ON CHRISTIANS for ANYTHING?

YES, DRAWING AND RESEARCHING AND WRITING.

I DIDN'T ASK YOU WHAT YOU THOUGHT. I AM NOT SCARED OF YOU. I GIVE A CRAP WHAT YOU THINK.

You are scared of women though.

On a lighter note, my little boy said he thought your cats looked good, although he'll be drawing a pension long before he can look at the actual comic.

Those belts remind me of the episode of Star Trek where Spock's brain gets stolen by a matriarchal society that uses similar belts to control the savage males. Your desire to be punished is coming out subconsciously in your drawings. Have a word with Hawkeye, he should point you in the right direction.

I HAVE FEMALE CHARACTERS IN MY COMIC - YOU PRESUMPTUOUS SEXIST IDIOT. I AM NOT A MISOGYNIST.

I AM MAKING THEM LOOK MODEST.

I am NOT Going to have any sexy-looking female cat, dog, human or whatever, characters, in my comics.

My characters are wearing GARRISON BELTS you JACKASS. GARRISON BELTS OVER THEIR T-SHIRTS - IT MAKES THEM LOOK ROUGH AND TOUGH.

THEY DON'T WEAR PANTS.

I believe that is the called "perverted pilgrim" look...

GARRISON BELTS:





BIG, THICK BELTS with BIG, THICK BUCKLES. TOUGH GUYS wear belts.

Steve Bell had exactly the same idea with John Major, he wore his underpants over his trousers for the same effect.

1. Don't know or care who that is.

2. He isn't a "funny animal."

You don't know who John Major is? Moron.

Izzy/Goldman they are like Patty and Cathy Lane

"...but they're cousins, identical cousins. They laugh alike they walk alike they talk alike sometimes they even swear alike..."
Oi! "what a crazy pair."


So your cousin Goldman didn't know who John Major is, that doesn't make him a moron, just uninformed of the world stage politically.

Or did you mean to say that John Major is a moron?


Glad to see the pilgrim avatar is gone Izzy...

I think you're the one most like Jason. You're both very quick to anger.

Look here you diminutive little lily livered loser. You and your cousin Beelzebub can go play with satan's satin shorts while fornicating.

Biggest amount of anger other than Goldie was from you when I told you that you'd put up an avatar that was a dead ringer for a pilgrim.

That's an extremely balanced and reasoned response Turgid old chum. Pointing out your ignorance is hardly a display of anger. Then again, it's hardly surprising that you can't tell the difference, you and Jason both have problems with emotional literacy.

Spelunkers Unite!

Speaking of ignorance youlecherous sack of dog crap on crack, how about when you couldn't spell Woody Guthrie's name? You went nuclear on that one as well. Just the same as your cousin Goldie, somebody doesn't pat you on the head and tell you how wonderful you are and you start to turn the most darling shade of crimson.

Goldman knows not of John Major (or possibly Steve Bell since that name was also in the post he cited), and he is according to you, a "moron". You can't spell a name and start stomping your feet more than Rumpelstiltskin ever did.

Yeppers, the 2 of ye seem to be the same person...or at least sharing the same parentage.

I don't hold Mr. Guthrie in the same high regard as you. I can think of hundreds of other musicians I'd much rather listen to, so I didn't bother checking on the spelling, it is a proper noun after all. If I'd known you would have been so upset about it, I would have taken more care, I didn't realise you were such a prickly so and so.

John Major was prime minister during the first Gulf War, whereas Mr. Guthrie is really quite an obscure figure outside of America.

No- I am NOT BRITISH - should I?