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The kittens are coming!

 
 
Thomas
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 03:17 pm
@dlowan,
dlowan wrote:
Anyone want two ferking kittens?

I'm sure my neighbor's dog would love them. He's always craving for more treats.
MontereyJack
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 03:39 pm
um, what exactly do you want a post of sticky paste which flows slowly like very elderly water for?
sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 03:40 pm
@dlowan,
Oh yikes!!!!

Kittens! Behave! Your mum is not feeling well and now is the last time to cause problems! (Not that any time is particularly wonderful....)
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 03:41 pm
@MontereyJack,
I imagine it's interesting/ soothing to look at. Waves and such.

When it's nicely contained at any rate... watching it ruin carpets and take out electronics can't be very soothing.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 03:48 pm
@dlowan,
Bunny, You left such a thing out in a house with two active felines? You're surprised it got knocked over?

Sorry to hear about the mess. I know you don't like mess, and this one sounds like a doozy. How's your stomach?
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 04:00 pm
@MontereyJack,
MontereyJack wrote:

um, what exactly do you want a post of sticky paste which flows slowly like very elderly water for?


Well, I had an ingrown hair on my leg which became badly infected. Magnoplasm sucks.....that is, it's very salty etc, and therefore pulls blood up to it, which pulls the....er......infected material to the surface, allowing it to drain. You use it for boils and such....it will also suck very deep splinters to the surface...good for glass especially because you can't see it. TMI?

It's not for looking at.....it moves at about the rate of peanut paste.
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 04:01 pm
@Thomas,
He can have 'em at cost.....$1,400 plus freight costs.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 04:02 pm
@Roberta,
I thought the lid was on! Tightly. And it was a long way up. They added inqsqult to injury because they were so excited by the clean up operation.

Tummy is so so. I'm a bit hungry but scared to try anything.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 04:03 pm
@dlowan,
Oh! Interesting.
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 04:07 pm
@sozobe,
sozobe wrote:

Oh! Interesting.


You don't got it over there? I don't got it here any more. Grrrrrrrr......
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 04:10 pm
@dlowan,
Sebastian has the devil in him.

He's been attacking Viola all morning until he made her cry and she came to me for help.

I blocked his attacks, and he got so frustrated that he bit me. Twice. In a quite distracted way.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 04:19 pm
@dlowan,
Not that I know of. I might go looking though, that would've been quite handy more than once.
MontereyJack
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 04:22 pm
no, I don't think we have it, but it does seem useful, certainly more than ectoplasm, which was the only thing I could think of that it might be like, judging from the name (magnaplasm, the ghost of a dead magnet that no longer attracts iron?)
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 04:23 pm
@sozobe,
I wonder what happens if you put it all over a cat. Do their insides come out?
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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 04:25 pm
urgh.
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 04:25 pm
@MontereyJack,
Sorry to be prosaic, but I believe the name is from the magnesium of which it largely consists.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 04:28 pm
@MontereyJack,
Or would their outsides come in, because they'd lick it off and ingest it?
Sebastian is courting this experiment with great enthusiasm.
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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 04:55 pm
Oh dear, maybe he needs a sweater (jumper in Ozian, I think), and perhaps we can kill two birds with one stone here, so to speak. The tiny penguin sweater project in New Zealand, where knitters from around the world knitted sweaters to send to NZ for Little Blue Penguins coated with oil from a spill, so that they couldn't preen themselves and ingest oil from their feathers, has produced more sweaters than they need. Some they gave to another rescue agency for other penguins endangered from a spill. And they found lifesize Little Bluye Penguin stuffed animals to sell to raise funds for rescue missions. Each one comes with a unique hand-knitted sweater. Christmas IS coming, and that sweater ought to be just about the right size to keep Sebastian from licking himself or Viola and turning inside out.

 http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/archives/sunnews/world/media/2011/10/20111024-153743-g.jpg

Just google "penguin sweaters"
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 05:06 pm
@MontereyJack,
You don't understand. If I coat Sebastian with magnoplasm it will be because he is being incorrigibly evil and I WANT something awful to happen to him.


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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 05:07 pm
oh, my mistake.
 

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