The kittens are coming!

Viola's derriere




And the washing thereof:





Poor Sebastian...he's so HARD to photograph!


Viola does Mae West:

And dear Miranda.

These were taken the night before her FIRST euthanasia date:

Well, I'm getting something!

PROPER Seal Point Cornish Rex:




PROPER Black Cornish Rex:

I am a victim of Viola violence.

Half the night spent trying to make me wake up and play with her.....including obsessive face licking, having my tenderest parts pierced constantly with tiny needles, threats to break my glasses, the bringing of jingling mice into my bed and general mayhem.

Nor did it stop.

Hours later she's STILL demanding attention.

I swear I am not sure this girl has lost all ovary material. She's so damned intense it's a bit like she is in heat...only no calling, thank heavens.

Ha haha....now Sebastian is annoying HER!

Karma, baby.

I think it was very smart of you to get two of them. I can only imagine how bored/ destructive they'd be without each other.

Domestic violence is no laughing matter. I'm not going to say what they'd say in a heartbeat over in the relationship threads, which is that Viola's and your relationship has no future. But the two of you do need counseling.

Are your pictures meant to be so small? They look to me as if you uploaded the some sort of preview rather than the real thing.

Look...I don't DO pictures, ok?

If you have an idea for making them normal size I am all agog.

At least there ARE pictures. An I put them there!

But she loves me!

And she's NEVER sorry afterwards, so the toxic dynamic isn't there.

deb, Does your bedroom have a door? They can in handy for sleeping uninterrupted. Remembering back fondly--listening to Mikey trying to tear the door down.

I feel sorry for them locked out.

Generally I have found I can quite quickly extinguish this sort of behaviour by completely refusing to respond. I'll have to put my glasses where she can't reach them though....and it's time to clip her claws.


She was so PERSISTENT!

Good argument.

Sebastian just tried to kill me!!

He tripped me just as I was getting into the bath....the shower is over the bath....and managed to really hurt my already very sore back.

He loves to stay very close to me, and is often getting himself literally under my feet (actually, he's a tart....he was doing the same to a friend of mine he had only just met on my birthday and nearly tripped HIM!) Also, being matte black, he is VERY hard to see. Viola behaves in a similar way, except she throws herself onto her back in front of you every few steps and rolls flirtatiously on her back, exposing a pink tummy. But she is easier to see.

In truth, I am very grateful I didn't fall on Sebastian....I fell into the bath instead.

Despite the evidence, I know he had no murderous intent.

I just discovered a web site called "My cat is a dick.com" Nearly every one of the "cat-astrophies" perpetrated by the cats in the pics has happened at my house.
I think it might make you laugh. Sorry about your back.

Sebastian might me a little goofy and a menace, but he would never try to kill you. He knows the source of kibble, toys, and kitty toilets.

And he loves you in his feline way.

Classic. You're so in denial.

Thank goddess mine have no tank!

Why do you continue to blacken the name of an innocent little kitten?

Innocent?