@dlowan,
The very lovely Sebastian climbed from the toilet to the windowsill to the top of the shower alcove to the top shelf of the bathroom shelving, where he has his very own nest, this morning. Then he decided to barf his breakfast all over me while I was cleaning my teeth.
High altitude vomit Olympics. I think he gets extra because I was already dressed for work.
Then I nearly lost MY non-existent breakfast!
The joys of cat ownership.