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Okie knows farming

 
 
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 19 Feb, 2011 08:57 pm
I think I can only name a very few farmers who are big baldface liars Most of us are so obsessed with truth that we will turn in our grandmas if they even fib about their recipes.

WHY I remember one time I was working a big 700 lb bale baler and the wire tie segmenter broke. So I wouldnt lose any valuable field time,I went and caught me a big snappin turtle down in the swampy edge of the lower field and I tied a piece yarn around his nuts , ran the yarn up to the steering wheel and then I stapled the turtle to the wire cutter. This worked out so well that I patented the damn thing and then I got bought out by Sperry/New Holland for their new line of "green" implements. I swear that this is no ****!!!.
parados
 
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Reply Sat 19 Feb, 2011 09:13 pm
@farmerman,
I hope that wasn't a fossilized snapping turtle fm.
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 19 Feb, 2011 09:17 pm
@parados,
Nosir it werent. Heres a pitcher of the critter bein held by cousin Eustis.     http://bp1.blogger.com/_0LlKkQ7nRJI/RvkEVb7lKNI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/CjDjI0sIbCk/s400/snapper3.jpg

Sweet little sumbitch aint he?
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 19 Feb, 2011 09:19 pm
@farmerman,
turtle's nice, too...
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parados
 
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Reply Sun 20 Feb, 2011 09:36 am
@okie,
Quote:
I won't say you didn't do it, but count me a skeptic, parados.


I won't say you' re not an idiot, but count me a skeptic.
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