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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 09:34 am
@ossobuco,
I offered to do something like that. She did not like the idea.
Francis
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 02:14 pm
Car Wash Thief
Bill owns a company that manufactures and installs car wash systems. Bill ‘s company installed a car wash system in Frederick , MD.

Now, understand that these are complete systems, including the money changer and money taking machines.

http://addins.kwwl.com/blogs/cubbietails/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bird-1-1.bmp

The problem started when the new owner complained to Bill that he was losing significant amounts of money from his coin machines each week.

http://addins.kwwl.com/blogs/cubbietails/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bird-2-2.bmp
He went as far as to accuse Bill ‘s employees of having a key to the boxes and ripping him off. Bill just couldn’t believe that his people would do that, so they setup a camera to catch the thief in action. Well, they did catch him on film!
http://addins.kwwl.com/blogs/cubbietails/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bird-3-3.bmp
That’s a bird sitting on the change slot of the machine.

The bird had to go down into the machine, and back up inside to get to the money!

That’s three quarters he has in his beak! Another amazing thing is that it was not just one bird — there were several working together. Once they identified the thieves, they found more than $4000 in quarters on the roof of the car wash and more under a nearby tree.

http://addins.kwwl.com/blogs/cubbietails/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bird-4-4.bmp

And you thought you heard of everything by now!! !!

edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 02:49 pm
@Francis,
Good one, francis. Birds are so resourceful, they rarely surprise me anymore.
Francis
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 02:55 pm
@edgarblythe,
I have an experience myself with starlings.

They are really resourceful and funny..
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 03:00 pm
@Francis,
That's a great story, Francis! Thanks for posting it!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 03:00 pm
@edgarblythe,
One more try - do they have pipe extenders for regular showerhead fixtures?
Roberta
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 04:17 pm
Boid crooks. Love it.

Why in the world did the birds want the quarters? We'll probably never know.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 05:16 pm
Loren Eisley wrote a book describing starlings' antics. Amazing birds.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 05:20 pm
@ossobuco,
osso
a half inch nipple will fit where the showerhead pipe fits. From there, it's just a question of an ell, another pipe and whatever to stabilize and point it. But that is irelevant, because she does not want it rigged, but "done right."
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 05:25 pm
@edgarblythe,
Ok, we have a case of no-sense-my-lady...
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 05:33 pm
@ossobuco,
I am never rude to a resident, but I am going to stonewall it with her and let the office deal with her.
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roger
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 05:34 pm
@edgarblythe,
In that case, we're back to the cost/benefit analysis. I mean, she can have a five wheeled Cadillac if she wants, but it's going to cost to get it. It will also cost when she sells it.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 05:35 pm
@roger,
She probably does not get enough oxygen to think clearly. She goes around with a hose in her nose.
Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 14 May, 2011 07:48 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

She probably does not get enough oxygen to think clearly.

I think we could say that about a lot of politicians, too. Wink
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2011 05:44 am
How very strange ...
Exploding watermelons.
Haven't heard of such occurrences ever before!

http://images.theage.com.au/2011/05/18/2369478/th-watermelons-192x128.jpg
China's exploding fruit crisis
http://images.theage.com.au/2011/05/18/2369511/melon169-408x264.jpg
Quote:
Fields of exploding watermelons are creating havoc in China, and farmers overdosing their crops with growth chemicals are getting the blame.

About 20 farmers around Danyang city in Jiangsu province have been affected, losing up to 45 hectares of melon, China Central Television said in an investigative report.

The broadcaster described the watermelons as "land mines" and said they were exploding by the hectare in the Danyang area. ...<cont>


http://www.theage.com.au/world/melon-land-mines-chinas-exploding-fruit-crisis-20110518-1esan.html


Thomas
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2011 06:31 am
@msolga,
Talk about killing fields! Smile

This stuff actually seems to be fairly common among the kind of farmers who compete in who's-got-the-biggest-pumpkin contests. I'm not surprised it occurs in watermelons as well.
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2011 02:42 pm
WOOF.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2011 04:07 pm
@msolga,
Hey, neat story! I wouldn't have thought:

Quote:
Fields of exploding watermelons are creating havoc in China, and farmers overdosing their crops with growth chemicals are getting the blame.


Time to get back to some more natural farming methods!


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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2011 07:00 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
Good ones, euro and olga.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 19 May, 2011 04:47 am
@msolga,
It looks like the aftermath of a Gallager performance.
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