Oddities and Humor

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Here is the video of the dog doing the descent of the pyramid. I screwed it up in my original post.

Saw a person described as nuttier than a squirrel turd today. I didn't know that one.

I saw as a news item on the Drudge Report without reading it that they have come up with spray on sneakers. Makes me wonder how you spray the bottom, but mostly How does one remove them? Peel off maybe?