Kyle Lee
KyleLeeWriter
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I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts.
It's called: "Leave me the fuh cologne."
MARTHA ACUÑA
MARCIAN2003
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Sooo, my bitch ass neighbor called the police cuz I was smoking on the balcony. The police get here and ask where the weed at, I said I smoked it all.
They said where'd you buy it? I said from the neighbor, now they at his house looking searching his **** 😮💨😮💨😬
Traces of Texas
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After having dug to a depth of 100 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, a Pennsylvania archaeologist dug to a depth of 200 feet and, shortly after, a story in the Wall Street Journal read: "Pennsylvania archaeologists discovered a 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network one hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."
A week later, a local newspaper in Texas reported the following:
"Self-taught archaeologist Jimmy Wayne Bubba read the articles about New York and Pennsylvania and decided to do some research in his own pasture near Lubbock. He got a back hoe and a front-end loader he went to work, digging as deep as 300 feet. Jimmy Wayne reports that he found absolutely no signs of wire and has therefore concluded that 300 years ago Texas had already gone wireless."
