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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 9 Sep, 2024 12:18 am
@edgarblythe,
Is he older or younger than Moon Unit?
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 9 Sep, 2024 06:32 am
@hingehead,
She's older by two.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 12 Sep, 2024 10:22 pm
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/4b/8c/53/4b8c53bd9252262c3820b3f110ca10fb.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 12 Sep, 2024 11:40 pm
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/3d/b9/25/3db925d79ca5170ad9a471063cb9d201.jpg
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 21 Sep, 2024 02:00 pm
The weather guy who figured out wind chill died.

He was 86 but felt like 75.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 1 Oct, 2024 06:25 am
At the end of an exam by my proctologist he reaches into his pocket for a pen to write a prescription. Instead of a pen, he's got a rectal thermometer in his hand. "Damn it," he growls, "some asshole has my pen!"
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 1 Oct, 2024 06:33 am
8-ʙɪᴛ
8BitProletariat
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The FBI has had an iPhone since 2007 they haven't been able to break the encryption on, but people believe the government has an actual functioning weather control system that can cause a category 5 hurricane.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2024 09:24 am
PhD Loading | Déjà Rollins
DRollins_
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My 9 y/o daughter just said:

“Someone needs to invent a phone that stays in the house that everyone can hear and answer.”
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 8 Oct, 2024 09:00 am
When I removed the battery to replace it in my smoke detector, I was greeted by a notice printed inside the battery compartment. "The battery has been removed," it read. The entire smoke detector had also been taken down from the wall. I looked for a notice to be informed of that, but there was none. I bet more than even odds there will be no notice when I rehang it. Ha. I am ahead by two points this morning. - eb
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 12 Oct, 2024 06:30 am
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer
cherrie
 
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Reply Sat 12 Oct, 2024 04:14 pm
@edgarblythe,
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


Still no eye deer.
hingehead
 
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Reply Sat 12 Oct, 2024 04:17 pm
@cherrie,
I'm not doing the next one in the sequence.
cherrie
 
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Reply Sat 12 Oct, 2024 06:20 pm
@hingehead,
I didn't know there was another one.

You know you have to tell us now, you can't just leave us hanging.
hingehead
 
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Reply Sat 12 Oct, 2024 07:33 pm
@cherrie,
What do you a call a deer with no eyes, legs or genitalia (euphemism)?

Still no f**king idea.
cherrie
 
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Reply Sat 12 Oct, 2024 11:11 pm
@hingehead,
Laughing

I'll have to remember that.
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