At the end of an exam by my proctologist he reaches into his pocket for a pen to write a prescription. Instead of a pen, he's got a rectal thermometer in his hand. "Damn it," he growls, "some asshole has my pen!"
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Tue 1 Oct, 2024 06:33 am
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The FBI has had an iPhone since 2007 they haven't been able to break the encryption on, but people believe the government has an actual functioning weather control system that can cause a category 5 hurricane.
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Sat 5 Oct, 2024 09:24 am
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My 9 y/o daughter just said:
“Someone needs to invent a phone that stays in the house that everyone can hear and answer.”
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Tue 8 Oct, 2024 09:00 am
When I removed the battery to replace it in my smoke detector, I was greeted by a notice printed inside the battery compartment. "The battery has been removed," it read. The entire smoke detector had also been taken down from the wall. I looked for a notice to be informed of that, but there was none. I bet more than even odds there will be no notice when I rehang it. Ha. I am ahead by two points this morning. - eb
