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Oddities and Humor

 
 
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jan, 2018 06:01 am
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 7 Jan, 2018 09:31 am
"I hope when I die, it's early in the morning so I don't go to work that day for no reason...." - unknown
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2018 04:22 pm
It's blowing tumbleweed season.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jan, 2018 04:52 pm
Colonel Sanders commercial

BillW
 
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Reply Wed 31 Jan, 2018 05:46 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/donald-trumps-hair-surfer.jpg
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 6 Feb, 2018 12:07 pm
Doritos to make ‘lady-friendly’ chips that don’t crunch for women

The headline is so great, no link is necessary.
hingehead
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2018 07:18 am
@edgarblythe,
This has been so weird for me - before this story went viral I listened to the Freakonomics podcast where Indra Nooyi (Pepsico CEO) talked about the imminent release of these - and they way she presented it sounded like solid market research.

God knows Mrs Hinge hates me eating chips.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2018 07:19 am
@BillW,
Serf's up.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 10 Feb, 2018 09:48 am
https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27657269_10156055817726753_3294005528178029625_n.jpg?oh=0cecb06a3bdb24f38ae5e54b705aa6c6&oe=5B19BDC5
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 10 Feb, 2018 12:54 pm
Life size model of a pterosaur.
https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27655445_10156155420114700_1440459187847827117_n.jpg?oh=b92c6f0b5206db3536a2a617ff7915ea&oe=5B220B25
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 10 Feb, 2018 09:52 pm

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 12 Feb, 2018 02:16 pm
BillW
 
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Reply Mon 12 Feb, 2018 08:41 pm
@edgarblythe,
Radium chocolates, umm-ummmm. Absolutely delish!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 14 Feb, 2018 08:56 pm
Migrant cotton pickers, 1931
https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27867006_1806015859430535_6497429861321655938_n.jpg?oh=227f9b596d82305d95d16151914a262f&oe=5B21DCA8
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Builder
 
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Reply Wed 14 Feb, 2018 09:58 pm
Isn't it ironic? Allanis Morrisette does an update on her lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLUgRTD1mpwSXl_ynJZT9MZRjovnCuIedL&v=6GVJpOmaDyU
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 16 Feb, 2018 11:49 am
https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27867283_1807768542588600_7917628845037019016_n.jpg?oh=565795e269f98c7c6d39a54a44f56130&oe=5B0FB4F1
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 16 Feb, 2018 05:55 pm
Troy Snapp and Girls, African-American musical circus performers and part of the Madam Rainey's Broadway Strutters act in the John T. Wortham Shows, Breckenridge, Texas, ca. 1922

Source: Basil Clemons Photograph Collection
https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27331595_10156086252298827_8250311205896822661_n.jpg?oh=845300ca69aeefb2a8eb234a22fd31be&oe=5B24759C
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Builder
 
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Reply Sat 17 Feb, 2018 06:20 pm
https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/shutterstock_58902968.jpg

FOLLOWING the success of the ‘N’ plates for novice drivers on our roads in recent years, the Motoring Commission of Ireland are set to introduce new ‘D’ plates, to help road users to ascertain which cars around them are being driven by total dickheads.

The ‘D’ plates will be mandatory for any driver who as accrued more than 6 penalty points for persistent speeding in 12 months, any driver who uses the excuse ‘sure I only had two or three pints’ when breathalysed, and any driver who uses their mobile phone to take a selfie or send a video while behind the wheel of a car.

In the instance of the latter condition, special powers are being granted to traffic cops to issue penalties to selfie-posting drivers even if they don’t catch them on the road, with the Gardaí Snapchat division already seeking out offenders on the social media platform.

Unlike the ‘N’ plate which drivers must carry for 24 moths, the new ‘D’ plate will be permanent, with traffic cops stating that ‘once a dickhead, always a dickhead’.

“It’s amazing to think that we as motorists have been sharing the road with total arseholes for a long time,” said a spokesperson for the Department of Transport.

“You might be obeying the rules of the road, but the guy two lanes across from you might be recording his own sketch comedy video for his 37 followers on Twitter, talking pure shite and not watching the road. So, a ‘D’ plate will allow other motorists to say ‘okay, that lad is clearly a ******* dose, let’s just give him a wide berth so that when he loses control and rams into a tree, at least he doesn’t clip us”.

It is expected that by 2021, there will be a sum total of 27 cars in Ireland not brandishing a ‘D’ plate.

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2018 04:04 pm
Traces of Texas

The Texas Quote of the Day:

"Van Horn [Texas] is so healthy, we had to shoot a man to start a cemetery."

------ Augustus Sanders Goynes, who coined this civic slogan for the town of Van Horn, then was gunned down during an argument and was the first man buried in the Van Horn cemetery in 1892. Talk about your bitter ironies!
BillW
 
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Reply Thu 22 Feb, 2018 12:45 am
@edgarblythe,
The world’s first parking meter was installed in Oklahoma City on July 16, 1935.

In Bristow, Oklahoma it is against the law to serve water to a customer in a restaurant unless one peanut in a shell is also served. The consequences for this "serious” offence can result in a fine of up to five dollars.

Vinita, Oklahoma was the first town in the state to have electricity. It is also the oldest incorporated town in the state.

The Oklahoma State Capitol is the only capitol in the world surrounded by working oil wells. Not too many years ago, giant oil rigs dotted the grounds of the Oklahoma capitol.

If you play catch in the streets of Bartlesville, you’re breaking the law.

Per square mile, Oklahoma has the most tornadoes of all U.S. states.

Sylvan N. Goldman of Humpty Dumpty Stores and Standard Food Markets invented the first shopping cart so that people could buy more in a single visit to the grocery store. He unveiled his creation in Oklahoma City on June 4, 1937.

If you wear New York Jets in Ada, Oklahoma , you could be jailed.

Boise City, Oklahoma was the only city in the United States to be bombed during World War II. On July 5, 1943, at approximately 12:30 a.m., a B-17 Bomber based at Dalhart Army Air Base (50 miles to the south of Boise City) dropped six practice bombs on the sleeping town.

Whaling is illegal in the state of Oklahoma .

In Ponca City a tornado once picked up a house with a man and his wife still in it. Though the walls and roof were blown away, the floor remained intact and eventually glided downward, setting the couple safely back on the ground.

In Tulsa you may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

Okmulgee owns the world record for largest pecan pie, pecan cookie, pecan brownie, and biggest ice cream and cookie party. Each June, Okmulgee host the annual Pecan Festival.

Oklahoma was the setting for the movie "Twister".

It is against the law to spit on a sidewalk.

Big Foot was sighted in Vici, Oklahoma in 1977. Though a search party was sent out, no evidence was found.

The National Cowboy Hall of Fame is located in Oklahoma City.

In Clinton, Oklahoma molesting an automobile is illegal.

The town of Beaver is the Cow Chip Throwing Capital of the World. Here that the World Championship Cow Chip Throw is held each April.

It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window in Hawthahorne.

Port of Catoosa, Oklahoma, just north of Tulsa, is the nation’s largest inland port.

Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel in Schulter.
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