Oddities and Humor

How politicians deal the issues, such as health and gun control.

Traces of Texas
The Texas Quote of the day:

“If any member is too drunk to rise from his seat to speak, the chair shall appoint a committee of three to hold him up; but provided the member shall be dead drunk, and unable to speak, the chair shall appoint an additional committee of two to speak for him; provided however that if the member is unable to be held up by tables, chairs etc… and in that case, one of the members shall gesticulate for him.”

------- Rules of Order for the incoming Texas Congress, which had a reputation of having some members who liked to have a drink, as proposed by the Austin Daily Bulletin in 1841

Oh, stop carping!

I'm an intellectual minnow.

I’m floundering for a response

This isn't a plaice I want to be.

Is it a fluke you wound up here?

Cod moves in mysterious ways.

hahahaha just for the halibut

Either you are not listening, or you're hard of herring.

I'm in shark. I didn't start this nonsense on porpoise.

Please clam up and stop acting so crabby.

Maybe you need to see an oral sturgeon about having your aching wisdom tooth removed.