Swiss army knife - just $9,000.
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:
Swiss army knife - just $9,000.
Weighs about 15 or 20 pounds?
Astronomers to check interstellar body for signs of alien technology
@edgarblythe,
Maybe it's hollow and there's a civilization of microscopic spiders living in there.
@rosborne979,
If it looks like the picture, they are very creative designers.
The carcass is relatively small, reaching a length of just about 28 centimers, or a little under one foot. It has been sent to paleontologists at Kumaun University in Nainital, India, for further testing, including carbon dating.
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/dinosaur-intact-india?utm_content=inf_10_70_2&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=whfbpdatiia&tse_id=INF_8d8b8bc0e74211e7882d79f329990238
@edgarblythe,
Glad I caught you here, eb. Just wanted to wish you and yours and HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON and HAPPY NEW YEAR! Tak
@cicerone imposter,
CI, I love hearing from you. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, to you and yours.
If you could have a conversation with one person, living or dead, who would it be?
The living one. You must think I'm really stupid
- Pastis, Pearls before Swine
A gorilla goes into a bar and orders a martini. This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, "What the heck, I guess I might as well make the drink." So he mixes the martini. He then walks back over to the give it to the gorilla, and the animal is holding out a twenty-dollar bill. Well, now the bartender is just at a loss for words. He can't believe that a gorilla walked into his bar, ordered a martini, and then actually had a twenty-dollar bill to pay for it.
So, in amazement, he takes the twenty and walks to the cash register to make the change. While he's standing in front of the cash register he stops for a second and thinks to himself, "Let me try something here and see if the gorilla notices anything."
So he walks back over to the gorilla and hands him a dollar change. The gorilla doesn't say anything, he just sits there sipping the martini. After a few minutes the bartender just can't take it anymore.
"You know," he says to the gorilla, "we don't get too many gorillas in here."
And the gorilla says, "At nineteen dollars a drink I'm not surprised."
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:
If you could have a conversation with one person, living or dead, who would it be?
The living one. You must think I'm really stupid
- Pastis, Pearls before Swine
I think Pastis is very interesting. I love when he uses the Crocs and Zebas.(That's not a typo)
@glitterbag,
Tim Vine is a British comedian famous for one liners. He's done two v tongue in cheek time travelling comedies, the first was about Robin Hood. The one on two days ago was about Henry VIII, and this line really made me laugh.
Henry VIII : I have a wild idea.
Tim Vine: Is that it over there?
Home News Extraterrestrial creatures are curious and secretly watch us; Here’s what Zoo Theory...
Extraterrestrial creatures are curious and secretly watch us; Here’s what Zoo Theory explains
The strange 'Zoo Theory' has a bizarre explanation for why we have failed in making a contact with aliens. MIT astronomer suggests that extraterrestrial creatures stay away from us and monitor our activities. They are intelligent species but still not advance enough to dominate humans on Earth.
https://tecake.in/aliens-watch-us-not-contacted-us-yet-explains-bizarre-zoo-theory
