@Seed,
I liked "stunned" best. I also liked the forthright manner in which the sentiments behind it were expressed.
Maybe that should be "was expressed".
It doesn't look like I'm not the only one who has reservations about the rules and regulations of the NFL. I have no reservations about the rules and regulations of UEFA.
They are perfect. Honed to a fine art by a process all evolutionists ought to stand and gasp in admiration at. Not cobbled together on a drawing board to get a ball game rolling to cash in on the same act the Limeys were in on but making it look different enough so that it might be thought not to have been copied by casual observers.
Macs didn't bother about that. They want people to feel like they are stepping into America when they go through their doors. NFL doesn't want people to feel they are stepping back into Ye Olde Englande by playing "
SOCCER!!!", said in the tone that meercat in the ads uses for Russia. (It's the Market dot com, not the Meercat dot com.) It's a brilliant ad. I'm surprised it hasn't caused a diplomatic incident.
In The Venture Capitalist's Office. A shorty story.
"A symbol of the feminine at each end, a goal, a net, a try, a touchdown--know what I mean sailor??Eh eh? --some men to struggle to get the ball into it or over or through it which is called a "score". People pay to watch it in Blighty. It's a cash cow. Just rough it out, get some guys to play it, see how they go, promote it and refine the rules to get a tight finish. Which won't, incidentally, always be possible. Not at first I mean. 64--0 scores are no good. You just have to get it with some certainty so that both sides can still win with 5 minutes on the clock. And with an additional twist they don't do in England--dancing girls who lead the cheering by jigging up and down, kicking their legs and twirling tazzles on their wrists when their side touches down or even scores a field goal. Or gets it in the net. Whadya think?"
That's a shorty short-story.
I would at least threaten to call the Senator's bluff. Backing down in the face of that load of assertions is hardly what one expects of an organisation like the NFL. I might threaten to have my cheer leaders at the Superbowl stamp on placards depicting his fissog in the pre-match rituals. I presume a cheer-leader is a highly sought after position.
*What does this WhoDat! signify?
***RIP JD Salinger. Read that again.