@edgarblythe,
Oh, man.
And your description fits. Her (business partner's dobie 1 or 2) did that.
Indeed, we have a2k comedy here... I posted on this, back when I lived in what I then called north north.
We had design projects or potential design projects all over the place and she liked to drive. I was a good driver in my opinion but she was preemptory. Anyway, one day slightly after dawn I dragged myself and my car to the horse barn.. so we could then go to see our clients. I parked, I saw her truck, knew she was feeding her horse, details thereof, got in the passenger seat of her truck and pulled out a paperback in a simple move.
At some point I looked up (you will remember I have poor peripheral vision besides the nightblindness) and saw, poised behind the truck steering wheel, one big doberman, about eighteen inches from me.
He was staring straight ahead.
That'll always be a memory.