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Michael Jackson jokes

 
 
contrex
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 05:10 pm
@djjd62,
1.

MacDonalds have a new "Michael Jackson" meal in memory of the singer: it consists of 50 year old meat in 13 year old buns.

2.

Q. What was brown and often found in a little boy's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's hand!

3.

Michael Jackson comes home and his girlfriend is packing her bags.. Michael: "What are you doing??" Girlfriend: "Im leaving you! I just found out what you are! You're a pedophile!" Michael: "Pfff, you have a big mouth for a 7 year old!"

4.

The cause of Michael Jackson's heart attack is now known. He discovered that 'boys to men' is a band and NOT a delivery service.

5.

I bought a Michael Jackson 2009 calendar, but when I opened it I found it only has January through June!
(Was Jade Goody Jan - March)
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JTT
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 08:08 pm
The thing that I find odd is that there's never a letup for Black people who are found innocent. I think there's a lot a lot of folks who long for the good ole days when you could physically lynch 'em.
JTT
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 08:26 pm
@JTT,
And to boot, many of these same folk want to sweep away the results of centuries of racial hatred. Kinda makes a person wonder.
Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 09:15 pm
@JTT,
Excellent insights, JTT.
(Now watch everyone scream, 'Race has nothing to do with it.' Ha!)
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aperson
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 12:42 am
All you people who are being all high and righteous, get off your high horses and stop pretending that you are perfect moral citizens. I bet you have all laughed at a Michael Jackson joke in your lives, and if you haven't, then you should get a sense of humour. If anything, it is better to make jokes about MJ now that he is dead, because he isn't going to be affected by them. The bottom line is that I didn't know Michael Jackson, and I don't really care about any "offense" that I may cause him. Jokes about him are funny. I'm a normal person; I don't need therapy as some of you have proposed (really, do you need to be that melodramatic?).

aperson

PS Stop the voting wars... it's pathetic... If you disagree with something then say why, that at least would add to the discussion. Don't hide behind some anonymous vote. It's cowardly and doesn't help.
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 12:53 am
@aperson,
aperson wrote:

All you people who are being all high and righteous, get off your high horses and stop pretending that you are perfect moral citizens. I bet you have all laughed at a Michael Jackson joke in your lives, and if you haven't, then you should get a sense of humour. If anything, it is better to make jokes about MJ now that he is dead, because he isn't going to be affected by them. The bottom line is that I didn't know Michael Jackson, and I don't really care about any "offense" that I may cause him. Jokes about him are funny. I'm a normal person; I don't need therapy as some of you have proposed (really, do you need to be that melodramatic?).

aperson

PS Stop the voting wars... it's pathetic... If you disagree with something then say why, that at least would add to the discussion. Don't hide behind some anonymous vote. It's cowardly and doesn't help.

When people make nasty jokes about the newly deceased
while his family and surviving friends are in shock and mourning,
it is a cheap shot below the belt. U shoud be able to figure that out.
contrex
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 01:20 am
@OmSigDAVID,
1. You are a knob.
2. MJ was a kiddie fiddler.
3. Dead pop stars are fair game, especially those who became rich from their "image".
Intrepid
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 01:36 am
@OmSigDAVID,
OmSigDAVID wrote:

aperson wrote:

All you people who are being all high and righteous, get off your high horses and stop pretending that you are perfect moral citizens. I bet you have all laughed at a Michael Jackson joke in your lives, and if you haven't, then you should get a sense of humour. If anything, it is better to make jokes about MJ now that he is dead, because he isn't going to be affected by them. The bottom line is that I didn't know Michael Jackson, and I don't really care about any "offense" that I may cause him. Jokes about him are funny. I'm a normal person; I don't need therapy as some of you have proposed (really, do you need to be that melodramatic?).

aperson

PS Stop the voting wars... it's pathetic... If you disagree with something then say why, that at least would add to the discussion. Don't hide behind some anonymous vote. It's cowardly and doesn't help.

When people make nasty jokes about the newly deceased
while his family and surviving friends are in shock and mourning,
it is a cheap shot below the belt. U shoud be able to figure that out.


Yes, David.... we CAN agree on some things
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 02:07 am
@contrex,
contrex wrote:

1. You are a knob.
2. MJ was a kiddie fiddler.
3. Dead pop stars are fair game, especially those who became rich from their "image".


1. What the hell 's a knob ?
2. Yeah; u were there watching him fiddle n YOU outrank the jury that acquitted him.
3. I do not challenge your freedom of speech. I question your decency.
contrex
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 02:32 am
@OmSigDAVID,
OmSigDAVID wrote:
1. What the hell 's a knob ?


Unflattering BrE epithet. "Knob"="prick"="penis".

OmSigDAVID wrote:
I question your decency.


Question away. Won't have any effect.

OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 02:53 am
@contrex,
contrex wrote:

OmSigDAVID wrote:
1. What the hell 's a knob ?


Unflattering BrE epithet. "Knob"="prick"="penis".

OmSigDAVID wrote:
I question your decency.


Question away. Won't have any effect.



OK; no effect is necessary,
but u define yourself by your words n deeds.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 07:01 am
I liked Shewolf's post about three pages ago.

In my callow youth I made Michael Jackson jokes. I think he was a damaged person, and damaged people can damage others. I don't trust wealth. But mostly I cannot suddenly uncondone jokes just because someone died. Sure, if you're mixing with relatives and friends of a deceased person you didn't like or respect keep shtum for proprietry's sake, but none of us, I think, are in the Jackson social circle, so changing our tune because he has died smacks of hypocrisy, especially for those of us who did a little dance when Saddam Hussein was executed, David.

That said, I haven't seen a post mortem MJ joke better than the ones going around when he was alive.

Humour is one way of dealing with stress and confusion.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 07:40 am
@hingehead,
It's customary to let a little time elapse after the death before making jokes about a person. And since, as you say, no one here was in his social circle, stress and confusion aren't relevant. Anyway, they were just inappropriate and lame, in my opinion. Just shows how classy a person is or isn't.
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 08:38 am
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:
Quote:
I liked Shewolf's post about three pages ago.

Shewolf is likeable. I like Sparta, too.


Quote:
In my callow youth I made Michael Jackson jokes.

He was fair game, while alive,
when his family and his children were not in a state of shock,
reduced to tears, in their mourning. For that matter, we have seen
large numbers of his fans weeping bitterly on TV for the last 2 days.
Is it decent to throw salt in his children 's wounds, or on his mother ?



Quote:

I think he was a damaged person, and damaged people can damage others.

That can happen. One thing about the Jackson family:
thay stick to their guns; thay don 't back down from their beliefs.
I remember Joe Jackson insisting in an interview with Barbara Walters that whipping Michael was OK.
(I saw a clip of Michael telling of how, in rehersals, Joe stood by with a whip [a leather belt] and hit them
if thay missed a dance step. He was literally a slavedriver. He drove them with the lash, as before the Civil War.)

Then Michael insisted that he was innocently non-sexual in his relations with the children, bed or no bed.
He refused to back down from his beliefs, right or rong, no matter what.



Quote:
I don't trust wealth.

Agreed.
I don' t trust ANYONE.
Which financial demografics are better represented in prisons ?





Quote:

But mostly I cannot suddenly uncondone jokes just because someone died.
Sure, if you're mixing with relatives and friends of a deceased person you didn't like or respect
keep shtum for proprietry's sake, but none of us, I think, are in the Jackson social circle,

It has become very, very clear from TV of the last 2 days
that his fans are suffering intense anguish and prolonged emotional distress.
Is it wise to aggravate that ?
My own ex-girlfriend, Marilyn, was a big fan of his.
I woud not make life worse for her.








Quote:
so changing our tune because he has died smacks of hypocrisy, especially for those of us who
did a little dance when Saddam Hussein was executed, David.
Did I do that ?
Let us remember that Saddam was a public sadist.
I saw a girl who said on TV that when she was in high school,
she wrote something mildly questioning Saddam in the margin
of her loose-leaf binder notebook. Her teacher caught her.
She was arrested for this and her entire large family was
forced to attend her punishment, at which many soldiers
raped her in front of her parents.

He used public stadia as fora to run his opponents thru
industrial strength shredders, alive, probably with little
benefit of anesthesia and without their consent.
When Saddam 's boys were little children, he gave them
handguns after school and invited them to a local jail
in Bagdad for minor offenses, and had the boys
take potshots at the jailbirds "just to see what it feels like".

Michael Jackson did not do that with his children.



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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 08:41 am
@Mame,
Mame wrote:

It's customary to let a little time elapse after the death before making jokes about a person.
And since, as you say, no one here was in his social circle, stress and confusion
aren't relevant. Anyway, they were just inappropriate and lame, in my opinion.
Just shows how classy a person is or isn't.

Yeah.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 09:16 am
InaneDavid wrote:
I don' t trust ANYONE.
Which financial demografics are better represented in prisons ?


This is the least well thought argument I've ever seen posted by someone who pretends to reason logically and be a member of a so called "intelligent" club (Mensa).

I could think of a thousand reasons of why it is the way it is...

And I could think also of an half of them being unfair..
dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 09:18 am
@Francis,
Francis wrote:

InaneDavid wrote:
I don' t trust ANYONE.
Which financial demografics are better represented in prisons ?


This is the least well thought argument I've ever seen posted by someone who pretends to reason logically and be a member of a so called "intelligent" club (Mensa).

I could think of a thousand reasons of why it is the way it is...

And I could think also of an half of them being unfair..
yes, david is special.
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 10:09 am
@Francis,
Francis wrote:

InaneDavid wrote:
I don' t trust ANYONE.
Which financial demografics are better represented in prisons ?


This is the least well thought argument I've ever seen posted by someone
who pretends to reason logically and be a member of a so called "intelligent" club (Mensa).

I could think of a thousand reasons of why it is the way it is...

And I could think also of an half of them being unfair..

Well, Francis,
the reason that this has caused u such mental distress
may be that u have mistaken a QUESTION
for an ARGUMENT.

U see, Francis, it is not an argument at all,
neither good, bad, nor indifferent. Don 't get a heart attack.


An argument asserts information.
It seeks to give information.

A question seeks to receive information, not to express it.

There is a radical difference between the two.

Relax; have a nice French brandy.





David
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 10:13 am
@dyslexia,
dyslexia wrote:

Francis wrote:

InaneDavid wrote:
I don' t trust ANYONE.
Which financial demografics are better represented in prisons ?


This is the least well thought argument I've ever seen posted by someone who pretends to reason logically and be a member of a so called "intelligent" club (Mensa).

I could think of a thousand reasons of why it is the way it is...

And I could think also of an half of them being unfair..
yes, david is special.

Aww, u r too kind, Dys.
I still want to know about your spats.
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JTT
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 10:17 am
@OmSigDAVID,
Quote:
Well, Francis, the reason that this has caused u such mental distress
may be that u have mistaken a QUESTION for an ARGUMENT.


Yanked dishonesty from your portfolio while hardly missing a beat. I guess the well worn files are the easiest to grab.

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