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jp123
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 10:54 am
@ossobuco,
In honor of MJ's death, McDonalds is introducing the MJ Burger!!! 50 Yr old meat between 10 yr old buns!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 11:17 am
We've already has a variation on that "joke," and it was lame then, too.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 11:47 am
David, in a lame attempt to be jocous, wrote:
Well, Francis,
the reason that this has caused u such mental distress
may be that u have mistaken a QUESTION
for an ARGUMENT.


As a matter of fact, I interpreted your sally as described here:

Wikipedia wrote:
Often, argumentative questions do not seek to establish additional facts or check the reliability of existing facts.



Obviously not knowing what he is talking about, David wrote:
Relax; have a nice French brandy.


No need of encouragement, David, I'm relaxing quite well.

But having a good French beer instead of Brandy right now..


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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 12:11 pm
"good French beer" ... is there such a thing? Is this an oxymoron, a joke, or real? If real, what's the name of it?
Francis
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 12:19 pm
@Mame,
1664 is the name of this one.

But I see you are relying on prejudices..

French beer is, for some brands, as good as German and also one of the best in Europe.

But I do not exclude foreign beer, except budweiser, which is tasteless..
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 12:21 pm
@Francis,
It's just that I've never seen French beer, even when I was there. If I ever get back over there, I'm definitely going to try some.
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contrex
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 12:42 pm
@Francis,
Pelforth Brune, Jenlain, Kro... but then Mame is a USian bigot.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 12:45 pm
Mame is a Canadian, you ignorant gobshite.
Francis
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 12:51 pm
Contrex wrote:
but then Mame is a USian bigot


Having met the lady in question, I can assure you that this delightful person doesn't really fit that adjective..
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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 12:56 pm
And of course French beer produced what is probably the greatest beer poster ever, Alphonse Mucha's "Bieres de la Meuse".
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lmur
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 01:48 pm
@Setanta,
http://www.colbertpics.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=10244&g2_serialNumber=2
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 02:08 pm
Well, well... we're certainly having a field day on here today, insults being flung everywhere. I'm glad no one called me an ignorant gobshite Smile But the day's not over...
Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 02:56 pm
Yer crackin' me up Lmur . . . great craic . . .
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 03:02 pm
@Mame,
Mame you ignorant gobshite! There! The day's over!
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aperson
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 09:47 pm
Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of Friday morning!
aperson
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 09:50 pm
You know, I read a novel once, called Vernon God Little (this isn't a joke by the way). Excellent book, quite shocking. In it, the author makes a comment through one of the characters that as soon as someone dies, everyone pretends they were good people, even if they clearly weren't. Seems to me there is a parallel here.
dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 09:51 pm
@aperson,
aperson wrote:

Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of Friday morning!


LOL!
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 10:17 pm


OK
I 'll settle for u having beer instead of brandy.





David
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 10:23 pm
@aperson,
aperson wrote:

Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested
in the early hours of Friday morning!

For the reasons that I have indicated, person,
I object to people contributing to making grief worse
for the newly bereaved, but candor moves me
to confess that I got a chuckle out of your Casper joke.





David
JTT
 
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 10:34 pm
@aperson,
Quote:
even if they clearly weren't.


I don't think that it's quite as clear as you want it to be.
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