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Michael Jackson jokes

 
 
aperson
 
Reply Thu 25 Jun, 2009 10:00 pm
Before I start: RIP Michael Jackson. He was a great singer and dancer and many other things who made some amazing music.

Now, anyone got any MJ jokes?

I'll start us off:

Quote:
I heard they're gonna melt Michael Jackson down and make him into toys. Then little kids can play with him for a change.
 
ossobuco
 
  3  
Reply Thu 25 Jun, 2009 10:31 pm
@aperson,
I'm not a fan, consider him troubled. You want to do jokes? What are you, four?
TTH
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jun, 2009 10:38 pm
@ossobuco,
I consider aperson troubled for even starting a thread like this.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jun, 2009 10:43 pm
I agree this is neither the time nor place for such jokes.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jun, 2009 11:11 pm
@aperson,
Hey Aperson go over to DJ's thread on MJ, KiwiChic has already put your joke there - but it's lego-related. And she didn't strike any ire at all.
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aperson
 
  0  
Reply Thu 25 Jun, 2009 11:14 pm
I think you guys should stop being so precious... there are people being wounded and killed in Iran and all you people seem to care about is some messed up singer who gave his children cruel names, did not know when to stop having plastic surgery and may have molested children. You are welcome to defend him, but I don't really care. I'm just trying to bring some light to the matter. When I start making jokes about Iran, THEN you can tell me I'm being inappropriate.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jun, 2009 11:21 pm
@aperson,
and please, enter therapy immediately, because moon girl thinks you may have a psychological problem grasshopper dude...

on an aside, the eve of someones death is usually out of bounds, no matter how heinous, to a point....

go find kicky's thread and play if you want.

what happened to your music thread?
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OmSigDAVID
 
  -2  
Reply Thu 25 Jun, 2009 11:29 pm
@aperson,
aperson wrote:

I think you guys should stop being so precious... there are people being wounded and killed in Iran and all you people seem to care about is some messed up singer who gave his children cruel names, did not know when to stop having plastic surgery and may have molested children. You are welcome to defend him, but I don't really care. I'm just trying to bring some light to the matter. When I start making jokes about Iran, THEN you can tell me I'm being inappropriate.

"MAY HAVE" ????

Anyone MAY HAVE done anything.

U MAY HAVE been in on the 9/11 plot, for all we know.





David
Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jun, 2009 11:33 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
dave...


pick your hill please.

(go read up on mr jackson and come back tomorrow, for me..???)

Rolling Eyes
ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jun, 2009 11:54 pm
@aperson,
I'm not a guy and I probably know more about Iran than you do. I've little interest in Michael Jackson - in my situation, less than none. But death isn't funny.
I'll make fun of you when I feel like it.
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runnerbeans
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 01:55 am
there are a lot of Patronising self righteous people here... for heavens sake, lighten up!!
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runnerbeans
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 01:58 am
@aperson,
by the way...he didn't have a heart attack; he has been found in the children's ward... having a stroke!
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 02:25 am
@Rockhead,
Rockhead wrote:

dave...


pick your hill please.

(go read up on mr jackson and come back tomorrow, for me..???)

Rolling Eyes

What ?

I think that we r all generally familiar with his biografy.
I 'm not going to take the time to make a study of it.
Please don 't assign homework.

If u have something that u wanna say,
u have the freedom to do it.
U will have our attention.





David
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Brat2
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 02:29 am
@runnerbeans,
OMW!!!!!!
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 02:39 am
@aperson,
aperson wrote:

I think you guys should stop being so precious... there are people being wounded and killed in Iran and all you people seem to care about is some messed up singer who gave his children cruel names, did not know when to stop having plastic surgery and may have molested children. You are welcome to defend him, but I don't really care. I'm just trying to bring some light to the matter. When I start making jokes about Iran, THEN you can tell me I'm being inappropriate.

It appears to be the reasoning
of this person 's position that we have to WAIT
until people r no longer being wounded and killed in Iran
before we can condemn jokes about newly deceased messed up singers,
if I understand him accurately.


I dissent from his position.





David

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bigphil
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 03:07 am
Calm down guys, reports of Michael Jackson dying of a heart attack in hospital are incorrect anyway.

He was actually in the children's hospital having a stroke!

Hahahaha.

(Being able to laugh at this having arrested someone for this offence, having seen the upset and hurt of the crime, and giving evidence in the trial for a conviction, makes me a more, not less rounded person. Discuss.)
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 03:38 am
@bigphil,
bigphil wrote:

Calm down guys, reports of Michael Jackson dying of a heart attack in hospital are incorrect anyway.

He was actually in the children's hospital having a stroke!

Hahahaha.

(Being able to laugh at this having arrested someone for this offence, having seen the upset and hurt of the crime, and giving evidence in the trial for a conviction, makes me a more, not less rounded person. Discuss.)

The jury acquitted him of the accusations.
Palookadeb
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 03:56 am
Some ~SERIOUS sense of humour by-passes here!!!!

Madonna has paid her respects to th eJackson family - and asked how much they want for the kids......
Palookadeb
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 03:57 am
Confirmation has just come in that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning - apparantly he ate some 1 year old nuts.....
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2009 04:09 am
@Palookadeb,
Palookadeb wrote:
Quote:
Some ~SERIOUS sense of humour by-passes here!!!!

That might change
after a decent amount of time has elapsed.
 

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