@glitterbag,
It wasn't intentional, but it wasn't funny at all:
I had never loaded the pistol as a guard during the shipyard period of our ship. Handed the gun to my backup one early morning (he had just got on board from academy).
He made a safety check, but with the magazine still in the pistol.
The shot went 30 centimeters behind me into the ground, I skipped breakfast ...