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Barack Obama wants to sleep with your wife.

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 05:04 pm
@snood,
Barak Obama rinses, then spits, after brushing his teeth.
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sublime1
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 05:26 pm
Barack Obama wants you to put the lotion in the basket.
snood
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 05:35 pm
@sublime1,
Lotion in the basket? whuzzat mean?

Barack Obama sucks his teeth in his sleep
sublime1
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 05:54 pm
@snood,
Barack Obama wants to eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQb2m6VJ-eo
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 06:01 pm
@snood,
Barak Obama ties his shoes with granny knots.
snood
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 07:24 pm
@edgarblythe,
Barack Obama takes his full shopping cart through the "no more than 15 item" express grocery line. And pays with a check.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 07:36 pm
@snood,
Barask Obama sings "She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain" when he showers.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 09:07 pm
@edgarblythe,
Barak Obama has nostril hairs.
kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 09:25 pm
@edgarblythe,
Barack Obama will kick you out of bed for eating crackers.
kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 09:27 pm
@kickycan,
Barack Obama is writing an episode of Grey's Anatomy.
kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 09:28 pm
@kickycan,
Barack Obama gave me the clap.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 09:37 pm
Barack Obama named his Cabbage Patch doll Mrs. Beasley.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 09:38 pm
Barack Obama wants to know what Willis is talkin' 'bout.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 09:39 pm
Barack Obama only signed up for a three hour tour.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 09:44 pm
Barack Obama parks in the white zone.
hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 09:44 pm
Barack Obama is Luke's father!!
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2008 04:14 am
@hingehead,
Barack Obama's initials are BO.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2008 04:46 am
@jespah,
Barak Obama smokes after sex - sometimes even has a cigarette.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2008 05:20 am
@hingehead,
Barack Obama will call you Shirley.
snood
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2008 05:54 am
@patiodog,
Barack Obama looks gift horses in the mouth
 

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