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Barack Obama wants to sleep with your wife.

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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 10:24 pm
@snood,
Barack Obama leaves toast crumbs in the butter.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 10:26 pm
@hingehead,
Barak Obama is Luke Skywalker's father.
hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 10:57 pm
@edgarblythe,
Believe it or not Edgar
edgar wrote:
Barak Obama is Luke Skywalker's father.


I already postulated that one! Great minds....
jespah
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 05:05 am
@hingehead,
Barack Obama made me wanna get up early today and vote.

Wait ....
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 05:17 am
Barack Ob ama, despite the above information about his character, still wants you to vote for him
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 05:29 am
@hingehead,
Barak Obama is hingehead's father.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 05:55 am
@edgarblythe,
Barak Obama proved there was an extra key to the strawberries.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 07:59 am
Barack Obama croaks "nevermore."
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 01:12 pm
Barack Obama always leaves the milk in the fridge with only one sip left.
jespah
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 05:16 pm
@kickycan,
Barack Obama leaves the seat up.
snood
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 10:45 pm
@jespah,
Barack Obama is President of the United States
(sorry - not in form, but have to keep saying it, or won't believe it)
FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 10:50 pm
@snood,
Here, let me try...

Barack Obama will color all over your red states with a blue marker.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 10:57 pm
@FreeDuck,
Barak Obama eats Frito pie in the Oval Office.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 11:00 pm
Mr. President puts his elbows on the table.
jespah
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 05:10 am
@boomerang,
The President shakes his hips a little too suggestively when he dances on the Ellen show.
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 06:15 am
@snood,
here, I'll say it too snood....

Barack Obama is President of the United States.
hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 5 Nov, 2008 04:44 pm
@chai2,
The president is measuring the drapes.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2008 08:25 am
@hingehead,
Dave Barry wrote:
Barack Obama is our next president, which is very bad because he is a naive untested wealth-spreading terrorist-befriending ultraliberal socialist communist who will suddenly reveal his secret Muslim identity by riding to his inauguration on a camel shouting ''Death to Israel!'' (I mean Obama will be shouting this, not the camel) after which he will wreck the economy by sending Joe the Plumber to Guantánamo and taxing away all the income of anybody who makes over $137.50 per year and giving it to bloated government agencies that will deliberately set it on fire.
jespah
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2008 01:22 pm
@DrewDad,
... all while laughing and removing guns ...
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 12:49 am
@DrewDad,
... making abortion and homosexuality compulsory...
 

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