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Barack Obama wants to sleep with your wife.

 
 
hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2008 08:56 pm
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama won't use coasters on the coffee table.
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2008 08:59 pm
@hingehead,
Barak Obama crochets doilies.
patiodog
 
  1  
Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2008 09:34 pm
@edgarblythe,
Barack Obama will leave nasty hobo signs on your gate for no good reason.
hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2008 10:13 pm
@patiodog,
Barack Obama will 'scent' on your tires.
0 Replies
 
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 05:25 am
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama saw the Great Pumpkin but didn't tell anyone about it.
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farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 05:34 am
Barack Obama dont know much about his-TOE-REE
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 05:38 am
@farmerman,
Barak Obama pops his popcorn in an iron skillet.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 06:45 am
Barack Obama is going to win this election and then just laugh and laugh.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 10:53 am
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama took a penny but did not leave a penny.
snood
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 10:59 am
@jespah,
Barack Obama is not serving cranberry sauce on Thanksgiving
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 11:05 am
Barack Obama spends $200 per haircut.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 11:10 am
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama did not use a towel to wipe off the chest press machine after using it.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 11:18 am
@jespah,
Barack Obama is friends with the urinator.
snood
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 03:44 pm
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama parks his Buick Regal in the compact car space
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 04:38 pm
@snood,
Shouldn't that be two spaces?

Barack Obama unbalanced my checkbook.
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 04:40 pm
@jespah,
Barak Obama don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
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farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 04:50 pm
Barack Obama says that Spain was invaded by the MOOPS
hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 05:15 pm
@farmerman,
Barack Obama causes DNS errors.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 05:18 pm
@hingehead,
AT&T has implemented Barack Obama's "one domain per account" plan.

Damned Marxists.
snood
 
  2  
Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 06:47 pm
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama got peanut butter in my chocolate.
 

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