@snood,
Barack Obama doesn't cover his mouth when he sneezes, coughs or belches
Barack Obama will point out all of your typos on Facebook.
Barack Obama and one of his friends once pretended to be gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Old and busted: Obama wants to sleep with your wife.
New hotness: Obama wants to "spread the wives around."
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama didn't applaud at my piano recital.
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:
Old and busted: Obama wants to sleep with your wife.
New hotness: Obama wants to "spread the wives around."
Barack Obama invented the "Key party"
Not that there's anything at all wrong with THAT either.
Stealing from Jon Stewart and Obama himself:
Barack Obama's white half will not vote for Barack Obama's black half.
Barack dances like a white guy.
Barack Obama likes synchronised swimming.
Barack Obama only has menthol candy in the house at Halloween.
@hingehead,
Barack Obama ate all the Junior Mints except for the one he dropped in the operating theater.
Honey, Barack Obama shrunk our tax liability.
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama made me dye my hair orange.
@jespah,
I heard today that Barack Obama is a girlie man and I believe it. I mean, c'mon, those eyes!
@Joeblow,
Barak Obama is allergic to kryptonite.
@edgarblythe,
Barack Obama brought his leftover Halloween candy to a meet and greet stop and it had peanuts in it.
@jespah,
Barack Obama gave my cat diabetes.
@kickycan,
Barak Obama's favorite film is Dumbo.
Barack Obama will lower taxes for all but 1%, lower taxes for small businesses, but this is somehow bad for "regular Americans."
@jespah,
Barack Obama got his kids to share their candy evenly, the Marxist bastard!
