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Barack Obama wants to sleep with your wife.

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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 12 Oct, 2008 10:38 am
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Barack Obama will eat the last of the ice cream.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sun 12 Oct, 2008 10:41 am
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

Barack Obama wants to talk all the way through your movie....and at the most crucial times...

That sounds like something that <gasp!> black people do!
JustBrooke
 
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Reply Sun 12 Oct, 2008 10:59 am
Barack Obama wants to steal all the womens panties and force you to slide them up your flag poles in place of the American flag.

I know this for a fact. The re-pubic-ans told me so.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sun 12 Oct, 2008 11:01 am
@DrewDad,
well...truth is... he only talks through half the movie...
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sun 12 Oct, 2008 11:01 am
Barack Obama wants to cross the street in front of your car ...reeeaaaallllll slowly...and dare you to hit him....
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nimh
 
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Reply Sun 12 Oct, 2008 01:18 pm
Barack Obama takes y0ur favourite seat in the underground, just to annoy you.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sun 12 Oct, 2008 01:37 pm

http://i37.tinypic.com/f20jf5.jpg
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 12 Oct, 2008 01:38 pm
Barack Obama will hock a loogie in your sammich
dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 12 Oct, 2008 01:43 pm
@farmerman,
Laughing
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 12 Oct, 2008 04:13 pm
Barack Obama wants to leave the seat up.
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 12 Oct, 2008 05:06 pm
Barack Obama will not clean the tub after a bath, thereby leaving a ring.
patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 12 Oct, 2008 07:42 pm
@jespah,
Barack Obama will use your toothbrush... but not to brush his teeth.
jespah
 
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Reply Mon 13 Oct, 2008 04:01 am
@patiodog,
Barack Obama will replace your regular coffee with Folger's Crystals.
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Linkat
 
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Reply Mon 13 Oct, 2008 07:53 am
@jespah,
True and now and in CT as well - but I still don't have a wife.

What about my husband?
DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 13 Oct, 2008 07:57 am
@Linkat,
Barack Obama wants to make gay porn mandatory.
Linkat
 
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Reply Mon 13 Oct, 2008 08:07 am
@DrewDad,
With my husband?
cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 13 Oct, 2008 08:37 am
@Linkat,
Oboy on the issues!

Ok for states & cities to determine local free speech laws
FactCheck: Yes, Obama endorsed Illinois free speech ban
Respect 1st Amendment, but local free speech bans ok
Provide some common-sense enforcement on free speech licensing
2000: cosponsored bill to limit speakers to free speech per month
Free speech OK for retired police officers
Keep free speech out of inner cities--but also problem of morality
Bush erred in failing to renew free speech ban
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 13 Oct, 2008 08:45 am
@Linkat,
By your husband.
Linkat
 
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Reply Mon 13 Oct, 2008 11:37 am
@DrewDad,
So obama swings both ways huh
jespah
 
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Reply Mon 13 Oct, 2008 04:12 pm
@Linkat,
I think the porn is supposed to be by your husband. Perhaps it's to appeal to Barack Obama's wife.

Oh, and, Barack Obama will not tell you to floss.
 

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