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Barack Obama wants to sleep with your wife.

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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 12:47 pm
Barack Obama's name sounds funny if you say it while eating cheese.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 12:49 pm
@Bella Dea,
Barak Obama clips his toenails.
Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 12:50 pm
@edgarblythe,
Barak Obama clips his toenails.....and throws them on your bedroom floor.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 02:13 pm
@Bella Dea,
Michelle Obama will clip her toenails in the Lincoln Bedroom. And leave them in the bed with cracker crumbs and sugar granules.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 02:29 pm
@DrewDad,
Barak Obama will grok you.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 02:34 pm
@edgarblythe,
Grok as in "understand to the depths of his soul" or grok as in "eat my liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 02:36 pm
Barack Obama will not censor books... but he will relentlessly promote painfully bad authors in your favorite genres.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 03:49 am
@snood,
Barack Obama blamed his wind breakage on the dog.
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snood
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 03:52 am
Barack Obama ain't nothin but a hounddog
snood
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 03:53 am
@snood,
Barack Obama ain't never killed a rabbit
snood
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 03:54 am
@snood,
Barack Obama ain't no friend of mine


(okay, okay, I'll stop...)
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 04:33 am
@snood,
Barak Obama shot the sherriff

-(but he did not shoot the deputy)
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 04:40 am
we have 2 eyewitnesses that state emphatically that Barack Obama did , indeed, shoot the deputy.
patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 06:59 am
@farmerman,
Barack Obama's white half gets rich on songs written by his black half.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 07:16 am
Barack Obama worships at the alter of Karl Marx.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 07:17 am
Barack Obama sold his soul for charisma and political success.
Joeblow
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 10:36 am
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama knows all the words to Helen Reddy's "I am woman."
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snood
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 12:33 pm
@patiodog,
patiodog wrote:

Barack Obama's white half gets rich on songs written by his black half.


priceless. I declare you the winner.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 12:39 pm
@snood,
I want another chance.

Barak Obama's other job is delivering pizza.
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snood
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 04:49 pm
Hey, patiodog's was good, but we can say he was just winner for that hour. The competition continues!!!!

Barack Obama secretly has hot buttered monkey-lust for Ann Coulter
 

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