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Barack Obama wants to sleep with your wife.

 
 
Joeblow
 
  1  
Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2008 09:59 am
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama wears tighty whiteys.
Joeblow
 
  1  
Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2008 10:08 am
@Joeblow,
Barack Obama made me do it.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2008 10:51 am
Barack Obama will reduce your sperm motility.

Yes, for women, too.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2008 12:13 pm
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama stole my glasses and then put them on top of my head.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2008 12:15 pm
Barack Obama has placed drugged all Halloween candy; it causes people to vote Democratic.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2008 12:17 pm
Barack Obama supports Halloween as a Constitutionally acceptable method of wealth redistribution. The Commie.
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jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2008 12:17 pm
@DrewDad,
It was right after putting pot in those burritos.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2008 01:22 pm
Barack Obama will confiscate your weed. Really.
snood
 
  1  
Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2008 05:35 pm
@DrewDad,

Barack Obama cuts smelly ones
snood
 
  1  
Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2008 05:37 pm
@snood,
Barack Obama is already measuring the curtains for the Lincoln bathroom shower - and they're mauve
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 04:10 am
@snood,
Barack Obama has instructed the White House chef to only serve quiche. All quiche, all the time.

Quiche: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
0 Replies
 
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 06:51 am
@snood,
I smell a contest in the works....
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parados
 
  1  
Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 06:56 am
Barack Obama has promised that when elected he will nominate cjhsa to be head of the ATF.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 09:46 am
@parados,
Barack Obama changed A2K's interface.*



*Ducks, then runs.
chai2
 
  1  
Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 10:01 am
@jespah,
Barack Obama refuses to wear a tux to a black tie wedding.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 10:15 am
Barack Obama is cjhsa.
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Bella Dea
 
  1  
Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 10:46 am
Obama wipes his boogers on your sleeve.

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kickycan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 11:08 am
Barack Obama wants to hire Sean Hannity as his press secretary.
chai2
 
  1  
Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 11:35 am
@kickycan,
Barack Obama is having an affair with Sarah Palin
snood
 
  1  
Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 11:39 am
@chai2,
Barack Obama's name sounds funny if you say it alot
 

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