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Barack Obama wants to sleep with your wife.

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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 11:05 am
All your base are belong to Barack Obama.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 11:43 am
Barack Obama wants you to be his valentine.
Joeblow
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 12:05 pm
@boomerang,
Barack Obama denies peeing in the shower.

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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 12:51 pm
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama deflated my Swiss exercise ball.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 12:56 pm
Barack Obama is unashamed.
jespah
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 12:57 pm
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama let the Tin Man rust and refused to make the oil can available.
Joeblow
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 01:03 pm
@jespah,
Barack Obama says "brolly" instead of umbrella.

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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Fri 24 Oct, 2008 05:34 pm
Barack Obama will piss on you and tell you it's raining.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 24 Oct, 2008 05:49 pm
Barak Obama will kill your dog if you vote for McCain.
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 24 Oct, 2008 05:50 pm
@nimh,
Quote:
Every time you masturbate, Barack Obama kills a kitten.


Bullshit. There would be no cats otherwise.

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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 24 Oct, 2008 06:27 pm
Barack Obama told me there's no Santa.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 24 Oct, 2008 06:55 pm
Barack Obama likes his bluebirds
snood
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 04:48 am
@farmerman,
Barack Obama stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
jespah
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 07:27 am
@snood,
Barack Obama got sand in my peanut butter and jelly sandwich when we were at the beach.
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 09:41 am
@jespah,
Barack Obama eats the pepperoni right off the pizza.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 09:54 am
Barack Obama supports the Large Hadron Collider.
snood
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 11:20 am
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama ain't jellin'
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 11:22 am
@snood,
AAAAHHHHHHHH.

That ones been used, gotta go back and start over.
snood
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 12:54 pm
@farmerman,
(hangs head in shame)

Oh, the mortification of it all!!! Oh, the dejection! Oh, the woeful disappointment and pain!!!!!!!!!

Oh, well...

Obama has the heartbreak of psoriasis!!!!
Joeblow
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 12:59 pm
@snood,
Barack Oboma rides his brakes.
 

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