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Barack Obama wants to sleep with your wife.

 
 
littlek
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 01:26 pm
@Joeblow,
Barack Obama double dips his corn chips
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 01:42 pm
@snood,
Barack Obama will recycle jokes, but not cans.
littlek
 
  1  
Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 02:17 pm
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama eats his boogers
kickycan
 
  1  
Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 02:20 pm
@littlek,
Barack Obama wants you to fall asleep at 10:00 on a friday night.
littlek
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 02:21 pm
@kickycan,
That worked!
kickycan
 
  1  
Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 02:27 pm
@littlek,
Oh my god, Barack Obama has taken total control of your faculties!
littlek
 
  1  
Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 02:28 pm
@kickycan,
That's ok, I trust it's for the best.
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 04:45 pm
Barack Obama has made all of the Woody Allen movies from the last 20 years or so to not be funny.
patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 04:50 pm
@jespah,
Barack Obama would like to point out the Deconstructing Harry was pretty damn funny, thanks.
jespah
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 06:14 pm
@patiodog,
Barack Obama directed an alternative ending to the lobsters scene in Annie Hall.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 06:30 pm
Barack Obama wears a Sears poncho, not a real poncho.
snood
 
  1  
Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 07:09 pm
@boomerang,
Barack Obama's belly button is a real ugly 'outie'
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 07:12 pm
@snood,
Barak Obama chews through the leather straps.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 11:56 pm
Barack Obama's hatband for his Stetson is not hand made.
Joeblow
 
  1  
Reply Sun 26 Oct, 2008 06:15 am
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama wants to pimp my ride.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 26 Oct, 2008 06:27 am
Barack Obama rolls his J's in postit paper
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farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Sun 26 Oct, 2008 07:02 am
Barack Obama wears white after Labor DAy.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 26 Oct, 2008 07:31 am
@snood,
Quote:
Barack Obama's belly button is a real ugly 'outie'


That's not Barack Obama's belly button...
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 26 Oct, 2008 07:35 am
@patiodog,
Barak Obama rolls his own with good PA.
Joeblow
 
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Reply Sun 26 Oct, 2008 09:07 am
@edgarblythe,
Barack Obama says "BAH-lay" insted of ballet.
BAH-lay BAH-lay BAH-lay.
 

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