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Barack Obama wants to sleep with your wife.

 
 
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Oct, 2008 05:22 am
Barack Obama wants to show you his new fur hat
patiodog
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Oct, 2008 05:50 am
@farmerman,
Barack Obama knows what he really loves you for -- your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat.
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farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Oct, 2008 06:13 am
To which Barack Obama say

"OOOOOOOOOHH MAN I COOL"
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parados
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Oct, 2008 06:36 am
Barack Obama believes gravity is just a theory.
nimh
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Oct, 2008 06:47 am
Barack Obama is high on V again.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Oct, 2008 09:36 am
@parados,
Gravity says, "I AM the law!"

Barack Obama obeys gravity, and is mutally attracted to every other object in the universe.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Oct, 2008 09:55 am
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama tried to feed the llama ham.
Joeblow
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Oct, 2008 10:21 am
@jespah,
Barack Obama is my daddy.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Oct, 2008 04:30 pm
@Joeblow,
Well, sure he is, but is he your sugar daddy?
patiodog
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Oct, 2008 06:21 pm
@jespah,
Barack Obama wants to tell Chuck Norris what time it is.
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nimh
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Oct, 2008 08:56 pm
Barack Obama knows the secret of attraction. (It's not what you think it is.)
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Oct, 2008 09:17 pm
Barack Obama pwns.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 04:16 am
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama stretched out my favorite angora sweater after he borrowed it without asking.
Joeblow
 
  1  
Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 06:18 am
@jespah,
Barack Obama demands to know "Where are the Kennedy's?! Where are the Kennedy's?!"
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 08:23 am
@Joeblow,
Barack Obama hijacked my Facebook account and made me friends with a bunch of A2Kers.

Wait, that's not so bad ....
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FreeDuck
 
  1  
Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 10:17 am
Barack Obama will steal your lawn furniture.
Joeblow
 
  1  
Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 10:50 am
@FreeDuck,
Barack Obama has pet names for his peewee.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 10:54 am
Barack Obama will sign anything Hamas tells him to.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 10:57 am
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama will not react when The Duchy of Grand Fenwick attacks.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 11:02 am
Barack Obama, for one, welcomes our new extraterrestrial overlords.
 

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