@chai2,
Barack Obama wants you to check out the chick on Channel 9.
Barack Obama is going to take out that new chick from Logistics.
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama is going to show the chick from Logistics his O face.
Barack Obama will appoint Snoop Dogg as Secretary of Education and Welfare.
Barack Obama thinks someone's got a case of the Mondays.
@patiodog,
Barack Obama has copied the scheme from
Superman 3 for his own purposes.
@jespah,
Barack Obama always messes up some minor detail.
@patiodog,
Barack Obama forgot the decimal point.
@jespah,
Barack Obama is going to tell the Bobs something about TPS reports.
Barack Obama is a secret smoker, because he is too weak to quit.
Barack Obama will borrow your car and change all the presets on the radio.
Barack Obama taunts Happy Fun Balls.
@boomerang,
Baracka Obama wants you to upgrade to Super Colon Blow.
@patiodog,
Barack Obama wants you to pull his finger.
Barack Obama is playing Abba again.
BArack Obama wants kicky to get laid , and he will keep his pimp hand in there.
Barack Obama can't believe he ate the whole thing.
Barack Obama never really had capybaras.
@nimh,
Barack Obama has caught you a delicious bass.
@jespah,
barack obama wants to know if you're going to eat the rest of those tots.
