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Barack Obama wants to sleep with your wife.

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chai2
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 08:55 am
@jespah,
Barack Obama makes my flaxseed oil taste too strong.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 10:01 am
Barack Obama will reinstitute one-a-week bathing.
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snood
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 12:38 pm
Barack Obama fathered two African-American children in wedlock.*


*from Smith dinner
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 12:43 pm
Barack Obama will make your birth control fail.
jespah
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 05:01 pm
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama put banana peels down the disposal unit.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 05:22 pm
Barack Obama left my cake out in the rain and I'll never have that recipe again.
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snood
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 11:04 pm
Barack Obama let the dogs out
chai2
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 09:28 am
@snood,
Barack Obama bent the fender on my bike.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 09:37 am
Barack Obama was told he could play his radio at a reasonable level.
chai2
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 10:06 am
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama took my stapler.

It was a Swingline, I kept it when Initech stopped using Swingline staplers, and moved to Boston staplers. It binds up less than the Boston staplers. I even kept a supply of Swingline staples, to ensure compatibility.
snood
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 11:01 am
@chai2,
Barack Obama killed JR and Roger Rabbitt.
jespah
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 11:50 am
@snood,
Barack Obama is gonna need you to go ahead and come into work this weekend.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 08:19 pm
BArack Obama stole my Obama-Biden yard signs
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chai2
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 09:09 pm
@DrewDad,
But only between the hours of 9 and 11.
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 09:41 pm
Barack Obama put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 10:29 pm
@nimh,
Barack Obama wants to know what the f*ck "PC Load Letter" means.
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 10:32 pm
Barack Obama will press the any key.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 10:39 pm
Barack Obama has signed you up for 40 subscriptions to Vibe.
chai2
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 11:28 pm
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama will only wear the required 15 pieces of flare.
chai2
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 11:29 pm
@chai2,
Barack Obama deals with the goddamn people so you don't have to.
 

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