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Barack Obama wants to sleep with your wife.

 
 
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 07:10 pm
Barack Obama invited you over for a cook out, but all he's serving is hot dogs and sausage.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 08:52 pm
Barack Obama knows all the words to Pinapple Princess
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 08:59 pm
Barack Obama will live and die a pirate king.

It is, it is, a wonderful thing.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 04:01 am
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama done loved me up and turned me into a, a, a horny toad!
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 04:59 am
Barack Obama is a bad baby-sitter.
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nimh
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 05:06 am
Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with Barack Obama.
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farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 05:17 am
BArack Obama says to me "Yo chilluns be scrapin de bottom ob de barrel, sho nuff"
patiodog
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 06:13 am
@farmerman,
Barack Obama thinks he's the humor police, and apparently wants everybody to remember Uncle Remus...
FreeDuck
 
  2  
Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 06:27 am
@patiodog,
Barack Obama "works from home" and browses the internet all day.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 06:45 am
Barack Obama insists that you laugh at his execrable puns.
sozobe
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 06:51 am
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama uses big words.
snood
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 07:42 am
@sozobe,
Barack Obama has stank breath.
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snood
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 07:43 am
Barack Obama so ain't jellin'.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 08:07 am
Barack Obama will turn Joe Six-pack into Joe Girlie-drink-with-little-fruits-on-sticks.
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parados
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 08:19 am
Barack Obama convinced me a used Yugo is the best car in the world.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 08:22 am
Barack Obama encourages my children to draw on the walls.
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boomerang
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 08:37 am
Barack Obama once shot a man just for snoring.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 08:43 am
@boomerang,
Was that in Reno?

Barack Obama sabotaged my diet.
boomerang
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 08:48 am
Barack Obama is jiving me with cosmik debris.
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dyslexia
 
  2  
Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2008 08:51 am
Obama still drinks New Coke.
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