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Barack Obama wants to sleep with your wife.

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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 08:52 pm
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama can't sing any Irving Berlin songs in the key of B flat.

Interestingly enough, he can sing all of them in the key of life.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 09:08 pm
Barack Obama always charges for hotels in Monopoly... even if he doesn't own the property.
kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 09:14 pm
Barack Obama picks his toe cheese at the dinner table.
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 09:15 pm
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama sings "I will survive" outside your window at 3:00 on Sunday morning, knowing full well you have to go to work in 4 hours.
Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 09:17 pm
@FreeDuck,
Barack Obama slaps cub scouts with his mighty penis...
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 09:17 pm
Barack Obama always sings first on Karaoke night.
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 03:44 am
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:
Barack Obama always sings first on Karaoke night.


Barack Obama insists that the band play "Freebird", even during your cousin-in-law's funeral.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 03:45 am
Barack Obama drinks waaay too much Tequila
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 03:45 am
BArack Obama smokes menthol cigarettes.
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 04:14 am
@farmerman,
Barack Obama needs those TPS reports. Now.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 04:33 am
Now, me and Barack Obama aint too bright so youll have to explain what a TPS report is jes.
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 06:46 am
@farmerman,
uh....didn't you get the.....memo.....about the tps reports farmerman?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGEb5p9-I6g

uh.... yeah.....I'm gonna have to ask you to come in this weekend.

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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 08:22 am
@farmerman,
Barack Obama just sent an E-mail to all five of your supervisors complaining that you aren't using the updated report format.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 10:25 am
Dont be dissin me or Barack Obamas homies gonna **** you up.
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 11:20 am
@farmerman,
Barack Obama has homies that will **** you up.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 11:24 am
Barack Obama will listen to all of your phone calls.
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 01:40 pm
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama has shrunk your favorite sweater in the dryer.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 02:08 pm
Barack Obama is going to give your house a white glove inspection.
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 05:03 pm
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama took all of the cashews out of the nut bowl and didn't leave any for anyone else.
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InfraBlue
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 06:33 pm
Barack Obama's gonna eat the patty from your hamburger and leave you nothin' but the lettuce, tomato and a soggy bun.
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