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Barack Obama wants to sleep with your wife.

 
 
FreeDuck
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 12:08 pm
Barack Obama pisses on your lawn.
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nimh
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 12:13 pm
Barack Obama pisses in your hallways and your garden sheds.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 12:18 pm
Barack Obama lets his dog poop in your yard, and doesn't clean it up. Much like my neighbors.
chai2
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 12:56 pm
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama takes pictures of himself naked with his cell phone.
chai2
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 12:59 pm
@DrewDad,
fling a stone at the dogs head, he'll catch on....the dog I mean.


Barack Obama sues people who chucks stones at his dog.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 01:02 pm
Barack Obama will shut down the Bedford Falls Building and Loan Corporation.
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parados
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 01:07 pm
Barack Obama is purposely making the days shorter by reducing the hours the sun has to work.
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nimh
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 01:36 pm
@chai2,
Barack Obama will sue you for taking naked pictures of yourself with your cell phone.
parados
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 02:05 pm
@nimh,
Barack Obama is blackmailing nimh with the naked pictures from nimh's phone.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 02:07 pm
Barack Obama will boil your bunny if he doesn't win.
chai2
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 02:20 pm
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama drives by your house to see if someone else is there with you.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 02:26 pm
Barack Obama wants to make fur coats out of your pets.
chai2
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 03:12 pm
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama steals books with clam sauce recipes.
LionTamerX
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 04:38 pm
@chai2,
Barack Obama touched me in my "No Fly Zone."
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 05:00 pm
@LionTamerX,
Barack Obama drank straight from the orange juice container and then put it back and didn't tell anybody.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 05:30 pm
Barack Obama eats raw fish from a stygian pool.
patiodog
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 07:37 pm
@DrewDad,
Baracka Obama wants you to read all those books you skipped in English class.



(Unless, apparently, you were DrewDad...)
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 08:04 pm
Barack Obama loves the smell of napalm in the morning.
patiodog
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 08:18 pm
@DrewDad,
Barack Obama don't surf.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 08:34 pm
Barack Obama will kill anyone who dares to sing in Heorot.
 

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