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My husband asked–are you putting on weight–what should I do?

 
 
Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 7 Mar, 2008 06:35 pm
not to worry... we all know smoking weed leads to heroin addiction and that will melt the pounds right off her....
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sat 8 Mar, 2008 06:52 am
I think some A2K posters are more playful than others, even after the Venus/Mars differential is calculated into the equasion.
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mushypancakes
 
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Reply Sat 8 Mar, 2008 07:56 am
I think half the blow is when it comes in question form. So you actually want me to answer this obvious question?

When I've gained weight, I know it and they know it. Or sometimes not, and that's even better.

I don't mind if he notices. But if he's going to say something about it, it better be positive!

Like the "your breasts are getting bigger. Niiice!" or "I love your curves, grrr."

Anything positive. The question is just...a stupid question. Smile "Yeah, I've gained weight. I'm not worried though, it's not real fat, it's just the baby making me look heavier. "

Then he'd have a heart attack and revenge would be complete.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sat 8 Mar, 2008 07:58 am
MP--

Good for you.
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