I've posted this elsewhere, but I don't see why I should deprive others of my incisive wit and humour
Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth the Second. "Welcome to Buckingham Palace Mr President, and how was your trip?
W No problems your Royal Majesty, the traffic was a breeze.
Q That's possibly because I've had most of central London cordoned orf, and the plebs banished for the day.
W Well thanks a bundle Ma'am, I really appreciate that.
Q Now, what is it you have come here to see me about?
W You know this is a little difficult, but I have a bit of a problem with my poll,…you know in the South.
Q I see, it must be quite troubling.
W It sure is. The thing is, I wondered if you and I could do something together to give me a little boost. I've seen you on tv many times, I know what great oralists you British are. It would sure give me a lift, 'cause I'm going south in more ways than one at the moment if you understand me, your Ma'amness.
Q Well its been a while but I don't see why not. Tell me, why do they call you Dubya?
W It’s just a family name thing… bit like yours I suppose, all those Georges!
Q Indeed! In a way I'm glad you asked me to do this…I shall be able to dub you Dubya. A double Dubya, what fun!
W Well I'm honoured Ma'am
Q And afterwards I can say, arise Sir Dubya, but in your case I see you are already risen!
W Its my first time in the presence of a real queen ma'am, a Texas boy can't help gettin' mighty excited.
Q Oh don't worry about that, it happens all the time with royalty. Now it will be necessary for one to go down on one's knees. So if you would like to lean against the writing desk…
W Er…?
Q But I don't think cameras will be necessary at this point.
W But I was hoping for a little campaign material
Q Well if you insist. Now crown on or orf?
W Beg pardon Ma'am?
Q Its just that Philip always used to say it hurt his ribs.
After the ceremony
Q Well thank you for coming Mr President, or now I should say Sir Dubya!
W No no the pleasure was all mine, really it was! You know I read all that stuff in the papers about British Royalty and I never believed any of it! Jeez!…I had no idea about those royal ceremonies…
W (safely back in car) You're NOT gonna believe this!!!!!
Senior aid. Its ok sir, Tony Blair has already promised to wipe the tapes.