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Procedure for sex?

 
 
Amigo
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jan, 2008 10:06 pm
Wow. We do some srtange things.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jan, 2008 10:24 pm
But, JoeN, the question was not about the diller (should I say scofidio, well, probably not, I like those people) but the hands.

Sure, the hands could have come out of a pan of pathogens, but this is not as likely as pathogens by other means.


Hygiene is good. I was primed by reading Sinclair Lewis' Arrowsmith, thus a certain comfort in my chosen major, bacteriology.

Still, most hands are fine even if having held doorknobs or dirt.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jan, 2008 12:43 pm
Joe Nation wrote:
I had a long term (more than six days) relationship with a woman who asked me to wash my thriller driller diller every time (that's three times a day or more!) so.. one time I said I didn't think I was washing it up right (even though it was upright) and from then on she washed me up.

Joe(I was going to say with a blow dry but that would be crude)Nation


I will never eat again. Thanks.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jan, 2008 05:46 pm
Amigo wrote:
http://www.alternet.org/healthwellness/73266/

Check this out!!!! Designer Vaginas!!

I want a big ass designer weenie!!!


I wouldn't mind trying one of them designer weenies Cool
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jan, 2008 05:48 pm
I did it on a baseball field once.

On the pitchers mound Cool
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nimh
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jan, 2008 06:34 pm
Amigo wrote:
http://www.alternet.org/healthwellness/73266/

Check this out!!!! Designer Vaginas!!

World's going crazy...
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Amigo
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jan, 2008 07:51 pm
Montana wrote:
Amigo wrote:
http://www.alternet.org/healthwellness/73266/

Check this out!!!! Designer Vaginas!!

I want a big ass designer weenie!!!


I wouldn't mind trying one of them designer weenies Cool
I'm saving up.

I'm having mine designed at NASA. The Million dollar weenie.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jan, 2008 07:55 pm
The pitcher's mound?
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jan, 2008 08:28 pm
Yeah. That's normal, right?

It was as night and there was no one around, so we thought we'd make some memories.

I made a lot of memories with that one. He was one of the good guys :-D

Fun too Cool
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jan, 2008 08:29 pm
Amigo, yeah man, that's the ticket :-D
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jan, 2008 08:46 pm
I've always been a 17th hole guy....

Nice quiet green.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jan, 2008 08:55 pm
I never did the golf course.

Damn!
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jan, 2008 09:07 pm
ossobuco wrote:
But, JoeN, the question was not about the diller (should I say scofidio, well, probably not, I like those people) but the hands.

Sure, the hands could have come out of a pan of pathogens, but this is not as likely as pathogens by other means.


Hygiene is good. I was primed by reading Sinclair Lewis' Arrowsmith, thus a certain comfort in my chosen major, bacteriology.

Still, most hands are fine even if having held doorknobs or dirt.


Every partner is different. I've had some who practically or actually inspected the length and shape of my fingernails before proceeding. (Always keep them short, clean and smooth as a babies bottom.)

Then there were those who never gave them paws a second look.

Toe nails were a BIG deal to one of my wives um, the second one, I'm pretty sure.
But, as has already been mentioned, there are some women who have to have every just right, it's as if their orgasm is balanced on a knifeblade, is the room too bright, too dark, too hot, too cold??? Is this the right pillow? The wrong music? the right drink with just the right amount of ice in it. (WHAT are you going to do with that ice?)

If you love LOVE them, you do just about anything in order to see them (in the words of the girls from Heart) go crazy on you.

Joe(still....the craziness beforehand can be a little wearing.)Nation
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jan, 2008 09:29 pm
Swell post, Joe.











Was that why I liked surgeons?





Kidding, there was only one.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jan, 2008 09:46 pm
I never did it with a surgeon. I'll have to try one some day.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jan, 2008 09:48 pm
(clean hands, y'know)
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jan, 2008 09:50 pm
I wouldn't hold that against him Laughing
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jan, 2008 09:51 pm
Shocked
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jan, 2008 09:57 pm
Shocked Laughing
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jan, 2008 10:06 pm
I had a surgeon for 8 years...just a guy like any other. Often covered in bike grease or mud.
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