Zig Zag is the new look shed whilst two Devonian Gals have electric saw ever ready.
Anderson Cooper found in tryst with mysterious Canadian beauty. Mame could not be reached for comment.
(how I wish, jes)
Brown_ep upset at receiving compliment from older gent on parenting skills. Details at 11:00.
Cooper admits to using Mame to get information on Canadian "foot" mystery.
Demonic bar codes responsible for rash of robberies at the local Piggly-Wiggly.
Enrichment value from suing Victoria's Secret over thong gone wrong decidedly not worth it. Concern over media perceiving one as a bonehead is the deciding factor. Self-respect is certainly more desirable.
Fireplace inserts the way to go, OilnGasrUS announces. Wood becoming a thing of the past. Sale on now!
Great News: Mismi manages to follow alphabetical order!
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned - Wandel joins the witness protection program in a futile attempt to avoid Mismi's wrath!
Tryagain fails in his attempt to show sympathy; and throws big party instead to get to the bottom of ' Victoria's Secret over thong gone wrong'.
Inevitability of Mismi getting alphabetical order correct was indeed sure though slow in coming. Wandel received reprieve from tongue lashing for past attempts to defend.
Tryagain on the other hand is back at devious shennanigans and should be watched closely. Local authorities have been notified. :wink:
Keenly interested observers note that the Cool Whip bowls are not microwaveable.
Lord forbid, microwaveable, surely not!
I'd be surprised if our resident Norwegian, Coolwhip, could stand such treatment!
Mystery surrounds the 666 bar code debacle - prompting scientific research into the origins of A2K. Taking the numeric value of the letters of ABLE2KNOW: A=1 etc
ABLE 1+2+12+5 - 2 = 18: 6+6+6 (666). KNOW: 11+15+16+23 - 2 = 63: 6x3 = 18 6+6+6 (666) - Sales of garlic expected to reach new heights!
Novelty item (rug) bought in Istanbul was found too expensive by a2k experts.
Gullible tourist will book another flight to Turkey in order to return said item
or negotiate a better deal to appease a2k experts. It is not known, if tourist
is using the the rug for flying back to Turkey.
Order was restored and the equilibrium, symmetry and stability of the press recovering after the most dramatic and traumatic headlines seen in recent times -
A2K Members now abed shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day!
Panic Grips A2K As Tryagain Returns
Quelling fears was never Wandel's strong point - Reads a bulletin issued by Mercy Hospital!
Recent events have made jes tired and busy but kinda happy
