Hopeful male's together with some unknowns gathered in silent vigil in the hope of admittance to the scheduled A2K PJ shake a tail feather; no holds barred extravaganza - Chick Nectar
alcoholic beverages like Boone's Strawberry Hill, Zima, and various hard ciders solely manufactured to inebriate underage women supplied by TR Yagain the official event sponsor.
you are supplying the underage women?
Inebriated underage women go to dadpad's house; mumpad less than amused
Infamous PJ party will be held in secret in order to maintain public safety. When FYI leaked to the press that PJs were optional, the entire a2k male population was gathering to join this nudis...newest event. Authorities feared
an site overload and have decided on an undisclosed location for the big
event. District attorney T.R.Again's appeal was dismissed by judge W.Andel
on grounds of frivolous spending of tax payers hard earned dineros.
Judice prudence outcry at the alphabetical laxity of unnamed member - Spanish Inquisition to decide on highly inappropriate punishment!
Dadpad checks into the YMCA - due to Mumpad lockout!
"Kiss my grits " was the reply given to Tryagain when yet another one of Mismi's alphabetical errors was revealed by him in headlines. "Give my regards to Peter", was heard as she turned to leave.
Laughter echoed along the cold dank walls of skid row as Tryagain puckered up to sample Mismi's grits - Enchantment at eating out was curtailed with the arrival of an irate Peter demanding to know where his supper had migrated - The finger of fate pointed towards
..Dadpad!
Mismi's Continued Alphabet Problems, Dadpad's Scandal, and Risque PJ Party are Today's Top Stories
Never know what tomorrow shall bring!
Obstacles are here to be run over!
Perhaps One Should Carefully Decide Whom To Run Over...
Quite inaccurate accusations were made by T. R. Yagain, hiding behind the fingers of fate.
As it was about Peter's supper, it would be more appropriate to talk about fat's fingers..
Ratzenhofer Reported Missing
Suspicions fall on Slappy Doo Hoo, still missing in Turkey
Temperatures are reaching the three digit once again in southern and parts of northern California. Due to this excessive heat, a2k members from those regions seem a bit cranky at times. Should it be taken in consideration when
enforcing TOS? Good question!!
Underwear only is the uniform of the day for SoCal A2Kers
Very skimpy babydoll was given as an optional choice and taken. Ice cubes
are melting at a rate of 1 minute once it touched the skin.
Wistfully dwelling on visions of Calamity-Jane in a state of undress probably the reason them syreens did this to him. They loved him up and turned him into a h-h-horny toad
I wish - this was the last report from our Southern Californian desk. But seriously; who in this day and age does not have Air Con?
x-rated thoughts were not intended. Living in an ideal climate otherwise and
close to the beach, there was never any need for airconditioning - until now!
Yikes! Queues were forming outside the address of local beauty Calamity-Jane as excited members of the scientific community wanted to be the first to prove the theorem that: "Ice cubes are melting at a rate of 1 minute once it touched the skin."
Alaskan A2K'ers complain of shrinking ice flows.
