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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2008 05:14 pm
Truth is the pitter patter of a tiny (eh, not so tiny) new job.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2008 11:23 am
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2008 06:07 pm
Very Good News For Jespah Boosts Morale On Breaking News Thread
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2008 06:13 pm
jespah gets top spot in executive parking lot.
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alex240101
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2008 08:28 am
Water cooler rumors are already flying around about a possible new "mole" employee.
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2008 08:47 am
Xtraordinarily tired jes enjoys new Reporting Analyst role.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2008 06:11 pm
Yoga is an Indian spiritual path aimed at achieving the union with the Supreme Consciousness. Some yogas go beyond it and aim at the spiritual transformation of the entire human nature and obtaining immortality even for the physical body.

It is not yet compulsory for A2K membership - A practitioner of Yoga is called a Yogi (male) or Yogini (female).

Wandel signs up for Yoda classes!!!
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Izzie
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2008 06:16 pm
Zen ..... yog a?
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2008 07:44 pm
A2Kers Seek Supreme Consciousness; Tryagain Settles For Simple Consciousness
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2008 04:17 am
Better consciousness for conga lines?
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2008 08:26 am
Consciousness defies definition because it is nonexistent in the Nature phenomena. It descriptions may involve thoughts, sensations, perceptions, moods, emotions, dreams, and an awareness of self, although not necessarily any particular one or combination of these -

Consciousness is a point of view, or what Thomas Nagel called the existence of "something that it is like" to be something - Julian Jaynes has emphasized that "Consciousness is not the same as cognition and should be sharply distinguished from it. ... The most common error ... is to confuse consciousness with perception."

T.R.Yagains rejoinder to the synopsis wit of Wandel - It's for any congas, dununs or djembe drummer who wants to learn to solo in a systematic way - play it again Sam!
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2008 08:44 am
Defining Consciousness Is Also Problematic For Tryagain
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2008 08:55 am
Examples of Wandels sardonic wit found to breach the Geneva Convention of Human Rights - Severe punishment expected - In a plea for mercy Tryagain suggested that compulsory attendance at a Ted Nugent concert should do the trick!
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solipsister
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2008 10:48 pm
FAR ARK

2 by 2 X 1 owner

Catholic Weekly
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2008 02:02 pm
Good Gravy! Did you see that? Is that even legal in this state?
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Izzie
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2008 02:26 pm
Holey Schmoley!
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jul, 2008 04:40 pm
I'm delectable? Oh my. Embarrassed
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jul, 2008 09:51 am
Jeepers, creepers....where'd ya get them peepers
Jeepers, creepers...where'd ya get those eyes
Gosh oh, git up....how'd they get so lit up
Gosh oh, gee oh....how'd they get that size

Golly gee...when you turn them heaters on
Woe is me...got to put my cheaters on

Jeepers, creepers....where'd ya get them peepers
Oh, those weepers....how they hypnotize

Jeepers, creepers....whered ya get them peepers
Oh, those weepers....how they hypnotize
Where did ya get those
Golly whered ya get those
Where did ya get them there eyes -



Wandel condemns TR Yagain for blatant brownie point gathering - Law firm Baker & McKenzie never issued a prepared statement that read,

"We have not been asked to represent TR Yagain to seek aggravated and exemplary damages for compensation due to the fact being savaged by Wandel is analogous to being attacked by Raphus Cucullatus "
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jul, 2008 10:20 am
Knowing that any court would exonerate him, Wandel continues his attacks on Tryagain.
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jul, 2008 11:16 am
(a)Las, modern pigeons and doves are close relatives to the Dodo (Raphus Cucullatus).

But who wants to be a pigeon? Anyway, I want a dove..
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