Kangaroo Court to decide Ratzenhofer's fate, understand several girl's willing to testify about Gus's groping techniques never revealed in public before. Investigator wandeljw declines to give evidence, and pleads the 5th.
"Let's just put this all behind us," says an embarrassed Wandel as he announces a sudden stop to all A2K investigations.
Marketing department shows membership surge after ...
wandeljw wrote:Investigators reveal that Ratzenhofer was actually one of the more popular call girls.
Edition sold out (twice)!
Nobody is perfect! Even the pillars of society will stray when tempted enough.
Tryagain has shown sincere remorse and while speaking to the press, apologizing for his gaffe, the call girl skandal unfolded in its entirety. The
FBI was hauling boxes after boxes of client log ins into headquarters.
More heads will roll.
Online Again; Mysterious A2K Shutdown
Quixotic hamsters reported to have accidentally pulled plug
Rambunctious rodents to blame for A2Ker's having to leave the comfort of their computer chairs. Group action considered.
Silence greeted the return of Billy Wizz due to a typographical keyboard malfunction - Hamsters calculate it may take months to correct the rip in the space time continuum! - Wolves hire smart city lawyer!
Temporary malfunction of a2k may have expanding results. Stay tuned
for a new headcount 9 month from now. Where was wandel during the
a2k blackout?
Uncommonly one of the harem girls disappeared from the "Yabber-Liner" yesterday, during the a2k blackout, (won't disclose her identity at this stage), could that possibly have something to do with C/J's prediction? Stay tuned folks.
Very interesting happenings in the halls of A2K. Our intrepid reporter will stay on the story until all is known.
Wandel agreed to take the lie detector test for the good of mankind.
Inquiring minds want to know - wandel delivers!
X-Ray Photos Show Harem Girl Hiding Inside "Yabber-Liner"; Wandel Cleared in Scandal
Yellow flag hoisted. Announcement by special agent wandeljw yields more intriguing questions, what sort of yo-yoing is going on aboard the "Yabber-Liner"?
Zealous koala treated for anxiety attack in streets of Adelaide during a2k blackout. Psychologists intrigued by his ramblings on 'delayed 100,000th post'.
ZOONOSES OUTBREAK
Quarantine quandary
Lloyd's
"Agent Wandel Delivered!" Negotiations taking place for recovery of Photographic Evidence.
Baroness of A2K, Miss Izzie, reported to be summering in the Hamptons this year
