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Charity Ball for Wandelj is held in the Hampton's. The rich and famous refuse to donate to the cause.

Donations are hard to come by these days. Americans look to their rich Canadian neighbors for their generosity. Will they let us down?

Hell, candian $ has more value than U$.

Even though you're right in the declining $$ statement, you're a bit ahead
in the alphabet. Tryagain runs a tight shift and has us "reporters" arrange
every headline according to the alphabet.

So "F" is next

Flag OnBoard Sends Message To Worldly-Wolves



Come Back to "G" - T.R.Yagain Founder Will Surely Find Forgiveness!

Granting clemency on a daily basis came naturally to publisher T.R.Yagain - however after an emergency editors meeting - this was not to be one of those days -

The gold key to the executive A2K washroom was ceremonially removed form the hapless Billy Wizz for typographical malfunctions -

In an act of compassion Calamity-Jane gave him a map to the City Toilet at the Waterfront 206 Atlantic Ave. at Central Wharf; and slipped him the requited $0.25 admission price!

Tryagain issued firm denial that he had ever suc seeds - but admitted to sowing some wild oats!

Hapless wolfman is grateful for the 25ø cost of admission. Alphabet letters are being provided for practice while using the city facilities.

Intrepid and Tryagain Torment BillW for Simple Alphabet Violation; Wandel Reconsiders Bid to Replace Tryagain as Author of this Thread

Jury selection begins on the Wandeljw vs. Tryagain thread author trial. Intrepid caught tampering with selection process protocol.

Kansas has been suggested as a possible destination for Wandelj. Ticomaya vehemently objects to this proposal. Lawyers from all sides to meet at Joe's Bar to discuss possible alternatives.

Just a minute wandeljw, Tryagain has proven time and time again, he is the genius wordmaster of this thread, he is irreplaceable and therefore your bid is rejected outright.

Last minute urgings by Dutchy prove too little too late as he misses two letters in his bid to put forth an eloquent missive.

May I offer my sincere apology for missing two letters, this oversight was caused by an urgent phone call during the typing of my submission, and I didn't check for additional postings. Well spotted reporter Intrepid.

Never one to miss an opportunity for alphabetical graciousness, Dutchy corrects alphabetic mishaps and all is well for the nonce.

Openly moved by Dutchy's graciousness and sincere remorse, Wandel drops bid to replace Tryagain.

Perhaps Players Postings Pertaining to Possible Proposed Venues re Jury Pampering in Kansas in T.R.Yagain v Wandel Trial Perusade PaPa Wandel to Postpone Previous Bid!

Note: Publisher (Puppetmaster) T.R.Yagain Previously Planted Padded Marsupial.

Questions Raised Suddenly. Try' Underestimates Virtuous Wandel. Xpect Yelling Zealots!

Romulans are on that topic

SOLIPOGRAM

Constrained writing in lipograms where consecutive words start with the next letter of the alphabet.

Neolo gism Lexicon

Tryagain called upon to explain to the audience the word 'solipogram', a newly created word by reporter solipsister.