Sensational bodies about to appear on the "Yabber-Liner". "Thunder from Downunder" will make guest appearance, and Tryagain will bring his harem of Belly Dancers. Here is a sneak preview of his No.1 girl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHAGIRtBInc
Traumatized jes (uh, me) wonders how she (I) ever even got on the Yabber-Liner.
Undisclosed sources expose illicit Boston sex trade - Local beauties are kidnapped, drugged and shipped outside territorial waters aboard a mysterious liner - Special Agent Wandel Fox assigned
In local news; Concern grows for Gustavratzenhofer - cure as elusive as ever - unknown Californian gal holds lonely vigil!
Very eager to get to the bottom of this, Wandel investigates Yabber-Liner harem.
X-tra Favors from Yabber-Liner Harem Threatens to Taint Wandel's Investigation
Yabber-Liner harem throws interloper overboard for failing to pay his dues after favors received. Could victim be wandeljw?
"Zounds!" exclaimed wandel as he washed off the seaweed
Amnesia Claimed By Wandel When Asked About Harem Investigation
BALLS UP
Jentacular tentacular spectacular
AMA article probes the Descent of Man (pirate copy)
Crickets found in A2K Orchestra Pit
Despite the incoherencies in the C.S.O. ( crickets symphomy orchestra), they rally themselves and play a flawless rendition of Korsakovs "Flight of the Bumble bee".
Echoes of disbelief emanated from A2K Towers on the news that Wandel had cancelled his membership over the Call Girl Scandal!
When asked for a reaction T.R.Yagain said, "Wandel who?"
Frequent Contact With Call Girls Is Necessary Part Of Wandel's Investigative Work: "I only regret that I do not have more time to spend with these important sources of information."
Gustavratzenhofer discovered in call girls' HQ, in drag. Embarrassed male A2Kers hid their faces in shame
HIRSUTE
Powderpuff Dressing
DIVA Magazine
Investigators reveal that Ratzenhofer was actually one of the more popular call girls.
Jealous wives demand Ratzenhofer secret to eternal health and beauty, then balk at the fact that it involves capybaras, Gertrude and the swamp.
