Egbert Ratzenhofer is the bride!
Family affairs are the best.
The family that lays together, stays together.
Gustav Demands Dadpad Be Ridiculed By Calamity Jane For Violation of the Alphabet Rule
Horny toads flee from the swamp amist rumours that Ratzenhofer is looking for delicacies for the impending wedding.
Intrepid said to be possible officiant for wedding of the century; reports are that he is studying for his Swamp Clergyman Certificate
Jespah Relaxes A2K Obscenity Rules For Wedding Wishes To Gus
Keepers of the Family History and Genealogy Records raise serious concerns for the stability of the genetic gene pool - appeal to Supreme Court in offing!
Last Surviving Ratzenhofer Family Members Vigorously Oppose Supreme Court Intervention
Most of the estimated 1.567.234 surviving Ratzenhofer Clan members of the Germanic tribe of Vandals, originally from northeast Europe gathered in Chicago to watch the Buckingham Fountains dazzling music, light and water show - unfortunately it is turned off over winter - Allegations of Doppelgänger emerge!
Numerous Vandal Anti-Defamation Societies Object to Alleged Ratzenhofer Link
Oprah To Have Entire Ratzenhofer Clan on Her TV Show
Poll Shows Ratzenhofers Now More Popular Than Osmonds
Queer thing this Ratzenhofer phenomenon, says rival leader of Clampett Clan, it just ain't right.....Demonstrations expected throughout the Deep South
Ratzenhofer ate my hamster.
SPCA (Spendius for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) to Sue Ratzenhofer Clan Over Missing (and Presumed Eaten) Rodent
Tougher penalties called for in gourmet Hamster debacle - A2K consider Gerbil replacement!
University professor predicts that the world has not ended as of today.
Vicious backlash expected from residents crammed on Mt Elbert 4.399 ft. Colorado - who point out; the day still has some way to go!
