Large audience gathers around tarred and feathered swamp creature.
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Sun 25 Nov, 2007 06:00 pm
Management in crisis meeting to decide Gustavratzenhofer's fate!
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jespah
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Mon 26 Nov, 2007 05:00 am
Newest A2K members not allowed to vote unless property owners, according to strict constructionists
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Mon 26 Nov, 2007 05:40 am
Open forum under suspicion due to new members having their vote withdrawn due to the lack of signed property deeds. Abodes of older members to be scutinized.
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Mon 26 Nov, 2007 01:43 pm
Property speculators rush to buy real estate plots to increase voting rights - Canadians fear expulsion!
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Mon 26 Nov, 2007 01:47 pm
Quebec announces land grants to all citizens in order that they may join A2K and take over the foreign owned and operated entity by way of unanimous votes.
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Mon 26 Nov, 2007 01:50 pm
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Mon 26 Nov, 2007 02:18 pm
Rioters surrounded City Hall demanding the call out of the National Guard to protect boarders from expected northern insurgents - Sales of teach yourself French books leave empty shelves
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Mon 26 Nov, 2007 06:09 pm
Scared A2Kers begin singing "Frere Jacques" in a futile attempt to stave off the Quebecois invasion
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Mon 26 Nov, 2007 06:15 pm
Toronto area A2Ker's in a tizzy over where to place allegiance.
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Mon 26 Nov, 2007 06:25 pm
Uncertainly reigns amongst the indigenous Inuit population still fighting for King George - Council of war called - No smoking ban enforced!
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jespah
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Mon 26 Nov, 2007 06:41 pm
Viva la revolucion! -- so shout the confused masses A2K South of the Border
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Mon 26 Nov, 2007 07:09 pm
Western Europe aligns with the Canadians to form an alliance that will shake the American A2K's to their very core. Not since the introduction of Hilary Clinton for President has the American arm of A2K been so wary.
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Mon 26 Nov, 2007 08:14 pm
X-tra - X-tra - Patriots almost get their just comeuppance. Also DEA probes indoor garden plots in Central Kansas and Michigan.
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Tue 27 Nov, 2007 05:05 am
Yadda yadda yadda, says Jerry Seinfeld, when asked if A2K would be the inspiration for his next film about restaurants and marble ryes
(Or, in Variety: Site Might Write 'Bite')
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Tue 27 Nov, 2007 09:06 am
(Or, in Variety: Site Might Write 'Bite')
Zones of exclusion were setup round A2K Towers to prevent warring faction conflict!
As each side appealed for public support the membership figures went off the chart - Hanging Chad committee to investigate
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CalamityJane
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Tue 27 Nov, 2007 01:58 pm
After much ado about nothing, nostalgia of the hippie era has re-emerged.
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Tue 27 Nov, 2007 03:29 pm
Brother of Gustav Ratzenhofer Confirms Wedding Rumors
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Tue 27 Nov, 2007 05:23 pm
Celebrations commence pending official announcement -A2K staff to have day off!
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CalamityJane
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Tue 27 Nov, 2007 05:57 pm
Does Ratzenhofer have enough dowry to appease the brides parents?
