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Xanthippe in witness box in "Lazy Man" case.
Xenization skyrocketting, as a result of tough domestic US rules in dating. The rule of the four dates before actually sleeping together enforced!
Yesteryear's Morality Now Back In Fashion
Zen Males enjoy staying at home
(or, in Variety: Zen Men Ken Den)
Atomic radiation levels surge.
Boisterous revelry at Ratzenhofer wedding gala cause high levels of radiation in the swamp.
Further reports indicate that Intrepid did, in fact, receive his swamp clergyman certificate and performed the nubials in dazzling fashion.
Camera Malfunction Mars Ratzenhofer Reception: Exploding Flash Powder Dazzles Celebrants!
Distant relatives distance themselves from the explosion at the Ratzenhofer reception. Investigation to begin with Gustav himself.
Evidence of Explosives Found in Gustav's Capacious Overalls. "Not Mine!" He Asserts.
Friends and relatives gather at Ratzenhofer clan for combination wedding/intervention
"It's all about that poor sheep." Granny Ratzenhofer was quoted as saying.
Gustav Denies Reports of Prior Undissolved Marriages
Happy news for the Ratzenhofer clan when Gustav reveals the contents of his overalls and what what thought to be explosives turned out to be a tiny firecracker.
"If Dadpad Ever Learns Alphabet He Can Participate Better" Says Tryagain
Just in ---- Australian, Dadpad, may be banned from further participation in Trivia games due to impediment of the King's English according to A2K member in good standing, Wandeljw.
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Leading A2Kers Recommend Home-Schooling For Dadpad
Mumpad Mediates re: Wordgame Wrangling; A2K Mollified By Dadpad's "Time Out"
"No Progress in Dadpad's Re-education" Reports Mumpad
New members shocked at Tai Chi's kindness and compassion -
Jolly swagman from down at the billabong under the shade of a coolibah tree to mediate.
Matilda offers free waltzing lessons!
