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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 27 Feb, 2008 08:41 pm
x-rated pictures of wandel surface just as he's introduced to the modeling agency for VisionCare. The jury is deliberating if steamy pictures correlate with fogged up eye wear.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 27 Feb, 2008 08:45 pm
Y chromosome found in Calamity Jane, causing panic at A2K
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 27 Feb, 2008 08:49 pm
Zugzwang forced upon Calamity-Jane by gustavratzenhofer, which piece is she going to surrender?
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 27 Feb, 2008 08:58 pm
As Jane rushes to the dictionary to look up "zugzwang", Gus takes a swig of her beer.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 27 Feb, 2008 09:03 pm
Bloody hell! Calamity Jane is enough woman to not experience any
zugzwang - a German word she knows - but she makes gustav buy her
another beer.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 27 Feb, 2008 09:05 pm
"Can't do it, Jane", Gustav replies as he walks away, wiping the beer from his lips.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 27 Feb, 2008 09:14 pm
Die hard cheapskates will hold a rally on Sunday morning at the dime store.
Cheapskate president, Gustav Ratzenhofer, will delight all with his used up
phrases - free of charge, of course.
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2008 05:06 am
Electrical storm forecast for this evening. Residents are urged to unplug all vibrators, George Foreman grills and ball washers. Computers can, however, stay on.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2008 08:27 am
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Jovana
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2008 06:09 pm
All evil Heathens get to be tHEE hOLY sPIRIT!
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2008 06:30 pm
Gifts from heaven gratefully received by recidivist members!
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2008 06:32 pm
Heavenly presents not regifted, as that would be bad form
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2008 06:38 pm
I smell a rat when I see gift bearing Greeks coming down from heaven.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 08:56 am
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 09:27 pm
Kangaroos were deployed in the latest effort to distract the Australians
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 09:36 pm
Letting you know Crocodile Dundee, alias Mick Dundee, presently on walk about in the US, has been alerted and will come to the rescue of his besieged country men.
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 10:37 pm
Mick Dundee found wrestling alligators in mysterious swamp. Gustav Ratzenhofer not available for comment.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Sat 1 Mar, 2008 06:25 am
New food favourite announced in the U.S. as Alligator soup to replace Chicago style pizza. Ratzenhofer signs multi year deal with Mick Dundee.
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 1 Mar, 2008 07:48 am
Omnivores' Delight! Alligator over a bed of argula and beets is declared #1 dish!
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Sat 1 Mar, 2008 08:05 am
PizzaHut in massive Ad campaign fight to reclaim customer share in light of recent gains in the novelty food market.

We have been advised by the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service that: Alligator mississippiensis, has a Primary Listing Status Similarity of Appearance to a Threatened Taxon.

Further more:DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR Fish and Wildlife Sewke
50 CFR Parts 13 and If Revision of the Special Rule on the American Alligator
ADENCY: Fish and Wildlife, Interior.
ACTION: Final rule. -
SUMMARY: The Service revises the special rule on the American alligator,
58 CFR 17.42(a). promulgated under authority of the Endangered Species Act of 1973.

In short dear reader: Eat it and you will exiled to Canada to spend the rest of your days in the wilderness - Support Local Wildlife - Eat a Gus today!
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