x-rated pictures of wandel surface just as he's introduced to the modeling agency for VisionCare. The jury is deliberating if steamy pictures correlate with fogged up eye wear.
Y chromosome found in Calamity Jane, causing panic at A2K
Zugzwang forced upon Calamity-Jane by gustavratzenhofer, which piece is she going to surrender?
As Jane rushes to the dictionary to look up "zugzwang", Gus takes a swig of her beer.
Bloody hell! Calamity Jane is enough woman to not experience any
zugzwang - a German word she knows - but she makes gustav buy her
another beer.
"Can't do it, Jane", Gustav replies as he walks away, wiping the beer from his lips.
Die hard cheapskates will hold a rally on Sunday morning at the dime store.
Cheapskate president, Gustav Ratzenhofer, will delight all with his used up
phrases - free of charge, of course.
Electrical storm forecast for this evening. Residents are urged to unplug all vibrators, George Foreman grills and ball washers. Computers can, however, stay on.
All evil Heathens get to be tHEE hOLY sPIRIT!
Gifts from heaven gratefully received by recidivist members!
Heavenly presents not regifted, as that would be bad form
I smell a rat when I see gift bearing Greeks coming down from heaven.
Kangaroos were deployed in the latest effort to distract the Australians
Letting you know Crocodile Dundee, alias Mick Dundee, presently on walk about in the US, has been alerted and will come to the rescue of his besieged country men.
Mick Dundee found wrestling alligators in mysterious swamp. Gustav Ratzenhofer not available for comment.
New food favourite announced in the U.S. as Alligator soup to replace Chicago style pizza. Ratzenhofer signs multi year deal with Mick Dundee.
Omnivores' Delight! Alligator over a bed of argula and beets is declared #1 dish!
PizzaHut in massive Ad campaign fight to reclaim customer share in light of recent gains in the novelty food market.
We have been advised by the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service that: Alligator mississippiensis, has a Primary Listing Status Similarity of Appearance to a Threatened Taxon.
Further more:DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR Fish and Wildlife Sewke
50 CFR Parts 13 and If Revision of the Special Rule on the American Alligator
ADENCY: Fish and Wildlife, Interior.
ACTION: Final rule. -
SUMMARY: The Service revises the special rule on the American alligator,
58 CFR 17.42(a). promulgated under authority of the Endangered Species Act of 1973.
In short dear reader: Eat it and you will exiled to Canada to spend the rest of your days in the wilderness - Support Local Wildlife - Eat a Gus today!
