Dazzling Challenger from Devon, had a 'blonde moment'.
Fear spread throughout the editorial department when long forgotten oversight was highlighted by potential takeover consortium in an effort it is believed to use as a device to undervalue publications potential. -
T.R.Yagain agrees to bury the hatchet in long running acrimonious media battle - Wandel admitted to casualty due to strange protuberance in his back!
Happiness reigns in A2KLand as residents ponder the meaning of life while drinking tea or perhaps something stronger
Injury to Wandel Warrants Something A Little Stronger - Possibly A "Screwdriver" or a "Long Island Ice Tea"!
JURY IN
Quashed Lemon
The Inquirer
Knickers were found outside the Shrine Auditorium. DNA samples are taken as we speak.
Making a Note That Agent Wandel Is Not Present For Knicker Inspection! Is He Lying Down On The Job? Hospital Visits Are Over - Work To Be Done?
NOMEN
Names 4Boys supplement
Curve Magazine
On sick leave, agent Wandel struggles to overcome undiagnosable "protuberance".
Please can a Doctor probe agent wandeljw for jutting out of his skin, the protrusion is rather prominent.
Queuing Out The Door Of Agent Wandel's Abode - All Caring A2Kers Bring Get Well Gifts and Well Wishes - Whilst Staring In Awe At How He Walks With His Protuberence! TRYAgain is No-where To Be Seen! (Knicker Investigation On Hold)
Random strangers giggle at the word protruberance and try to anagram* it
*Procreate Burn
Create Rub Porn
Put Cone Bra Err
Specialist Determines Protuberance is the Hatchet "Buried" by Tryagain
"Unless Tryagain removes the hatchet himself, I may make another coup attempt," threatens Wandel.
Vestal Virgins danced with joy on receiving news of Wandel's complete recovery - Institute of Ophthalmology suggest a pair of fashion eyeglasses can be the perfect accessory to jazz up your look and transform your style. Female members going crazy at the very thought!
(See eye fashion pullout for bargain buys)
Wandeljw reportedly offered big money to model fashion eyewear
