Videos of steamy sex scenes among some a2k members have started circulating on youtube.
Xylophone shortage reported! World market locked up as collectors drive up prices!
Yesterdays riots outside the Roadhouse Music Store - Wide Bargate, Boston
Suppressed by over zealous use of mace - denied by cops!
Zealous mice wonder about the zealous use of mace and other spices.
Australian election result - landslide victory for Labour Party!
Aborigines seek independence and threaten to deport incomers
Boston A2Kers report chowder showers over the Fenway
"It's raining clams!" screamed littlek as she ran for cover.
Confusion causes chaos concerning clam chowder caper!
Larry the Lobster and Sam the Clam were the best of friends. One day, they were both killed. Larry the Lobster went to Heaven and Sam the Clam went to Hell. Larry the Lobster missed Sam the Clam so much, he asked God if he could go to Hell to visit Sam. God agreed, but he told Larry not to forget his harp.
Larry the Lobster agreed and down to Hell he went. When he found Sam the Clam, he had his own Disco in hell. Larry the Lobster had such a great time with Sam the Clam, that he lost all track of time. Larry heard the voice of God saying "Larry you must come back to Heaven already."
Larry ran as fast as he could back to Heaven. When God saw Larry, he said, "Where is your Harp?"
Larry replied, "I left my Harp in Sam Clam's Disco."
Dastardly jokes bring down A2K!
"I was just minding my own business, when suddenly there was this pun." said jespah.
Knock knock
who's there?
Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet evening, you may see a stranger ...
Now ya done it.
Rock Jokes:
What did the shy little pebble say?...
When I grow up, I want to be a little boulder....
OK, I'll contribute as well...
Typo starts brawl in English 101 class, as the theory that a little Gus goes a long way is furthur proved...
Following up on the confusion and frustration over Rockheads joking
manner in an utmost serious and professional news headline thread,
it was unanimously decided to flog Rockhead openly.
Geological engineers to study the validity of joking rockheads using computers to make their pebbles become boulders without the benefit of a rocky marriage.
Hard to find clear thought strikes Rockhead as he finally understands the format...
Imminent revaluation of Rockhead proposed by a2k members.
OTHER HALF OF CALAMITY JANE'S FACE REVEALS MONSTER FROM BEYOND
Just as soon as gustav has learned the alphabet, he'll write better headlines.
Keeping to local custom justice was swift when enraged A2K's discovered outrageous attack on much loved editorial writer - Gustavratzenhofer proscribed!
Tarred, feathered and rode outta town on a rail. (Pictures pages 6-7 and 24-31)
